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05-22-2001, 12:25 AM
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20th Level Warrior
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Just some more drinking jokes but i thought they were pretty funny ones, you ppl may have heard them before but here they are:
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: 1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. 4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. 8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. 9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. 10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. ------------------   "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." |
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05-22-2001, 12:56 AM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: March 5, 2001
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LOL. I'll drink to that!
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05-22-2001, 03:55 AM
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pass the pitcher over here, Az
 ------------------ Unstinting Gaurdian of Children Defender of Those Unable To 
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05-22-2001, 03:59 AM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England
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 Gosh, Azure! You've got to Drizzt Do'Urdan already! Do you ever get any sleep?! ------------------    [This message has been edited by Fljotsdale (edited 05-22-2001).] |
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05-22-2001, 04:20 AM
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Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Sweden
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Hehe, Cheers mate!
Good job Azurewolf!!! ------------------  Yawning lazywolf.. |
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05-22-2001, 06:08 AM
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20th Level Warrior
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Quote:
 ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." |
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