To Silver Cheetah

[Neb]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: The latest bid is a pair of high heeled seven league boots size 5 (ooh, my size, what a co-incidence...) and a pot of flowering basil. Also 1 slug harness, only slightly worn. Any more offers?? (We've got over peeing on the carpet now, Neb. Other schemes are afoot, that you'll like ever so much better.........

Let's see, what could possibly beat THAT great bid?

How about:

A slug to go with the harness.

A lock of hair from me(That bid will be hard to beat .).

A grumpy dwarf in a ballet outfit which is hypnotised to dance whenever someone purrs.

A liontamer's hat(Has "Liontamer" on front in big neon letters.)

23 white mice.

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Neb: Let's see, what could possibly beat THAT great bid? How about: A slug to go with the harness. A lock of hair from me(That bid will be hard to beat .). A grumpy dwarf in a ballet outfit which is hypnotised to dance whenever someone purrs. A liontamer's hat(Has "Liontamer" on front in big neon letters.) 23 white mice.

The grumpy dwarf could come in VERY useful....... Rather a good bid, that, Neb. However, you've queered your suit a bit with the liontamer's hat.

'Cheetah eyes hat warily, and narrows eyes at the would-be lion tamer. Although she is a cheetah, she feels the lion tamer is so desperate for action of any sort or kind that he will see her as fair game, there being no lion in sight, nor indeed, within living memory. Quick as a flash, she pre-empts his move, and with one graceful leap, bites off his pride and joy. The liontamer is aghast. More than aghast, he is agape, agonised, agitated, - aggravated even.

But there is nothing to be done. His pride and joy now nestle in Cheetah's happy little tummy, never to be seen again.'

Let that be a lesson to all who try to tame CHEETAH!!! Neb, you might want to substitute another article for the liontamer's hat. (Hint: A nice little horse never goes amiss. I quite like Palaminos.... :wistfulsigh:




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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati

[Neb]

Nooooo! Not the hat....... Yippeeeeee! Now I've finally gotten rid of the stupid thing, now I must bid something else in it's stead however....... How about.... A pony?

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Neb: Nooooo! Not the hat....... Yippeeeeee! Now I've finally gotten rid of the stupid thing, now I must bid something else in it's stead however....... How about.... A pony?

Ooh. A pony. I've always wanted a pony. But.....

I shall need a paddock to keep it in.

And a house attached to the paddock.

And a barn.

And some ornamental gardens.

And a forest to walk in.

And a little stream.

Maybe a pond.

Some wild flowers....

A rock garden.

The house must be Tudor, by the way!! I like beams....

Oh, and a carriage and pair, please. A phaeton would be good....

Whaddya think??




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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati

[Neb]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: Ooh. A pony. I've always wanted a pony. But..... I shall need a paddock to keep it in. And a house attached to the paddock. And a barn. And some ornamental gardens. And a forest to walk in. And a little stream. Maybe a pond. Some wild flowers.... A rock garden. The house must be Tudor, by the way!! I like beams.... Oh, and a carriage and pair, please. A phaeton would be good.... Whaddya think??

I'll see what I can do, *removes Wish scroll from pocket.* *Uses Wish scroll.* [Insert "Sparkly Magic Effect" sound here.]

[Diogenes Of Pumpkintown]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: 'Cheetah eyes hat warily, and narrows eyes at the would-be lion tamer. Although she is a cheetah, she feels the lion tamer is so desperate for action of any sort or kind that he will see her as fair game, there being no lion in sight, nor indeed, within living memory. Quick as a flash, she pre-empts his move, and with one graceful leap, bites off his pride and joy. The liontamer is aghast. More than aghast, he is agape, agonised, agitated, - aggravated even. But there is nothing to be done. His pride and joy now nestle in Cheetah's happy little tummy, never to be seen again.' Let that be a lesson to all who try to tame CHEETAH!!!

Note to self: Never, ever, try to tame the Cheetah.

[Zbyszek]

Offer:
-worn but in very good shape, over fifty years old "Winnie the Pooh" in polish
-teddy bear (worn, no Pooh), and picture showing it was bigger than me (I got it I was 1 year old!, you see I giving all I have)
-bottle of italian wine (could be more than one )
-picture of marmot tail (or back) made in italian Alps (bloody *** was too fast)
-big smile
-lessons of polish promise - hah, no one can beat it!
-dummy of my heart ,I got one so I have to keep it for me, but it sounds nice when someone is offering his heart

You see it is honest offer

PS. I had also nice collecton of beer bottles (different shapes and colours, but it is lost now - thrown away)

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Well known expetitioner, Heffalumps hunter, friend of Boo.

[Neb]

Originally posted by Neb: I'll see what I can do, *removes Wish scroll from pocket.* *Uses Wish scroll.* [Insert "Sparkly Magic Effect" sound here.]

The following things suddenly appear:

A paddock

A house attached to the paddock.

The house is Tudor.

A barn.

Some ornamental gardens.

A forest to walk in.

A little stream.

A pond.

Some wild flowers.

A rock garden.

And a carriage and pair.

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Zbyszek: Offer: -worn but in very good shape, over fifty years old "Winnie the Pooh" in polish -teddy bear (worn, no Pooh), and picture showing it was bigger than me (I got it I was 1 year old!, you see I giving all I have)

Well, Zbyszek has won, - I cannot resist the 50 years old Polish Winnie the Pooh, although Neb - you were neck and neck for a while there dude....

Zbyszek - maybe you could loan me out to Neb once in a while?? Or why don't you, me and Neb all live together in the lovely mansion with paddock he is offering!! (not to mention nice pony...... ) Yes, ideal, I think. Also, let us not forget Tracey, so there's two of you and two of us. We can swap round when we get bored....... whaddya think?? Would that be a satisfactory solution? (I'd hate for anyone to be disappointed....)



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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati

[Neb]

I like the swapping solution.