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06-03-2004, 11:27 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Two workers for the city works department on the job. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."
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06-03-2004, 04:52 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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Thats great but I think you need to insert blondes some where.
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06-03-2004, 04:58 PM
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Harper
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Sounds like someone from the town I live in...
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06-03-2004, 07:22 PM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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so true mack_attack, so true
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06-06-2004, 03:52 AM
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Baaz Draconian
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Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia
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heheheh It's a weak joke...but for some reason i still find it funny...maybe the workers were blonde [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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06-06-2004, 08:40 AM
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Lord Ao
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Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
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Sounds like civil service as usual in the city I live in...
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06-07-2004, 01:01 AM
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Baaz Draconian
Join Date: May 24, 2004
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Arvon, you always seem to put up jokes; you must be a joke-aholic...hehehehe [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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06-07-2004, 06:09 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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* cough * Reader Digest * cough * hmm..looks my coughing has gone a bit worse than before ehh Arvon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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06-07-2004, 07:35 AM
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06-07-2004, 08:51 PM
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Baaz Draconian
Join Date: May 24, 2004
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heh heh....your lucky arvon that I don't read readers digest, else I would have spotted that too [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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