03-17-2014, 05:43 PM | #1 |
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DnD explained using tomatoes
I saw this over at Nihil Novi Sub Sole and thought it a riot. Hope you peeps enjoy!
mindchildofmadness submits: Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad. A couple of comments on this DnD insight... [–]aluckyroseRogue 314 points 3 months ago A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa. permalink [–]kaggzz 445 points 3 months ago GUYS I FOUND THE BARD! permalink parent
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03-17-2014, 08:30 PM | #2 |
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Re: DnD explained using tomatoes
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