10-17-2003, 07:16 AM | #1 |
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Telephone Solicitation Gone Bad
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T ... ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr.Byron, please? ME: May I ask who is calling? AT&T: This is AT&T. ME: Ok, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. ME: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? ME: May I ask who is calling, ! please? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: The phone company? AT&T: Yes, sir. ME: I tho! ught you said this was AT&T. AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company. ME: I already have a phone. AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day! ME: 7 days a week? AT&T: That's right. ME: 365 days a year? AT&T: Yes, sir. ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! ! That's amazing! AT&T: We think so! ME: That's quite a sum of money! AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up. ME: Ok, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance? AT&! ;T: Excuse me? ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute. AT&T: What are you talking about? ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment. AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute. ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme?I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for ... ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please? AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is nece! ssary. ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold. At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner. SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron? ME: Yeth? SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program. ME: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth? SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is. ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan. SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you. ME: Thank you. I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone. AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan? ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother... AT&T: click........
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10-17-2003, 08:46 AM | #2 |
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ROFL, that's just too funny
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10-17-2003, 10:00 AM | #3 |
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Lovely! My personal reply whenever they ask me if they can ask me a question is: "You just did scumbag! [img]tongue.gif[/img] " Really ticks them off.....
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10-17-2003, 11:12 AM | #4 |
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you should have posted awarning...do not read while drinking hot coffee [img]tongue.gif[/img] I choked, should have done that yesterday with the newspaper
[ 10-17-2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]
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10-17-2003, 03:34 PM | #5 |
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LOL! I must confess that I was getting a little tired from whole AT&T thingy...where DO you get this funny stuff?....I wonder...
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10-17-2003, 06:36 PM | #6 |
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LOL. When a telemarketer calls my house I start asking if they want to buy cookies. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-18-2003, 06:04 PM | #7 |
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LOL! I will so do that if I answer the phone and AT&T or someones there [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-18-2003, 06:15 PM | #8 |
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LOL!!!
What I usually do is ask them if they will support my telephone company, and then they hang up on me, so I don't have to be the one hanging up on them! [img]graemlins/3laugh.gif[/img]
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10-19-2003, 02:16 AM | #9 |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHA!!!!!! O my goodness! Best laugh ever. Dude, you should have an online jokesite. I also do the same thing when a get a telemarketer: give them the run-around. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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02-14-2004, 03:57 PM | #10 |
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Arvon , did u really do that?? ITS HILARUOUS!!
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