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04-26-2005, 11:15 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
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Since all you guys jumped on me for the last one, maybe this is a little better:
THE DEVOTED WIFE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. |
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04-27-2005, 08:23 AM
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Quth-Maren
 Join Date: February 17, 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Age: 34
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Lo, good one.
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04-27-2005, 09:46 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: January 29, 2005
Location: Chico, CA
Age: 44
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Hmm, that would be something that my wife would say... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-27-2005, 08:44 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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hehe.what a lovely wife.
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04-28-2005, 08:28 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: May 24, 2004
Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia
Age: 35
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Hehehe I've heard that one before but it's always good to hear it again.
Good one [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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