Childless couple told to try sex

Spelca · 05-20-2004, 06:00 AM

I hope this kind of topic is allowed. It's nothing dirty... If the mods think it's not appropriate, then go ahead and close it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I just thought this story is so unbelievable... I mean, how is this possible?

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Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

Donut · 05-20-2004, 06:02 AM

I don't believe it. It's a basic instinct. Nobody tells a dog how to have sex.

The Hierophant · 05-20-2004, 06:06 AM

Yeah, honestly. There's like, zero percent conscious thought to it... The 'positive and negative charges' are just drawn together like magnets [img]smile.gif[/img] You just sorta black out for a while until you find yourselves lying in bed panting and sweating and craving cigarettes...

What is there to be educated about?

johnny · 05-20-2004, 07:11 AM

I wonder what type of religeon it is that made them into people who go and wait for a stork to drop a baby through their chimney.

Melusine · 05-20-2004, 07:33 AM

I'm with you Fred, I've read the article a few times before on different forums and I find it very hard to believe.
I mean, haven't they seen Blue Lagoon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-20-2004, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

Mouse · 05-20-2004, 08:11 AM

http://snopes.com/info/whatsnew.asp

Donut · 05-20-2004, 09:15 AM

Spoilsport!!

05-20-2004, 06:00 AM	#1
Spelca Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: From Slovenia, in Sweden Age: 42 Posts: 931	I hope this kind of topic is allowed. It's nothing dirty... If the mods think it's not appropriate, then go ahead and close it. [img]smile.gif[/img] I just thought this story is so unbelievable... I mean, how is this possible? ---------- Childless couple told to try sex A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife __________________ At one time or another there will be a choice: you or the wall. (J. Winterson)

05-20-2004, 06:02 AM	#2
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	I don't believe it. It's a basic instinct. Nobody tells a dog how to have sex. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

05-20-2004, 06:06 AM	#3
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	Yeah, honestly. There's like, zero percent conscious thought to it... The 'positive and negative charges' are just drawn together like magnets [img]smile.gif[/img] You just sorta black out for a while until you find yourselves lying in bed panting and sweating and craving cigarettes... What is there to be educated about? __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

05-20-2004, 07:11 AM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	I wonder what type of religeon it is that made them into people who go and wait for a stork to drop a baby through their chimney. __________________

05-20-2004, 07:33 AM	#5
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 44 Posts: 6,541	I'm with you Fred, I've read the article a few times before on different forums and I find it very hard to believe. I mean, haven't they seen Blue Lagoon? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 05-20-2004, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ] __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

05-20-2004, 08:11 AM	#6
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	http://snopes.com/info/whatsnew.asp __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

05-20-2004, 09:15 AM	#7
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Spoilsport!! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

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