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Old 04-25-2003, 05:44 PM   #1
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WEDDING REVENGE

Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

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Old 04-25-2003, 05:52 PM   #2
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Yep. My new hero. *Searches for the idol thread*
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:54 PM   #3
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Seriously? A true story? ROFLMAO! Well, at least LOL!
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:09 PM   #4
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I'm guessing this is an urban legend. It's too pat and would take too much setup. Don't know though.


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Old 04-25-2003, 06:40 PM   #5
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What a guy! Thats an amazing story - Great stuff
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:29 PM   #6
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He is a hero. I salute him.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:10 PM   #7
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Thats the greatest thing i ever heard.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:39 PM   #8
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Ive heard a similar story.
It was on the radio and everything so im guessing it was real, And the same thing happened, The guy had photos of his new wife cheating, But apparantly he used a projector to show everyone.
He said he was going to show photos of them on holidays and stuff.
But I guess if you got really angry some people might do worse.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:07 PM   #9
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Urban legend. Great story, but never happened anywhere for real.

Falls into the category of "it ought to happen that way".

Check Snopes for details. Search around under "weddings" or "love", and enjoy the other readings.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:29 PM   #10
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absoloute revenge .. like his style [img]smile.gif[/img]
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