12-22-2003, 01:23 PM | #1 |
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Well, i found some pretty funny and stupid quotes adn wanted to show them to u guys at ironworks. If u have any quotes that are funny, please share it with us in this thread [img]smile.gif[/img]
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President
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12-22-2003, 05:57 PM | #2 |
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ROFL. I guess the pressure of speaking in public often proves too much for politicians.
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12-22-2003, 06:12 PM | #3 |
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"Oh my gosh look it's the president! President Bush! Hello Mr.President!!"
"Oh hello commone- I mean citizen!" "Hi I am doing a project on the white house. Tell me what does it look like?" "It's white." "Um yes I already know that. I meant the inside." "Oh why didn't you say so! It's white!" "I already know it's white inside and out Mr.President." "Then why ask the question? It's white in and out there is nothing else!" "I mean how many rooms are there and such." "Oooh. God I am repeating myself. It's WHITE little girl WHITE!!!" *the woman walks away thinking "Stupid Republicans"
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12-22-2003, 07:51 PM | #4 |
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Another one of Bush's quotes "A great majority of our import comes from outside USA." He's got more, I just can't remember them right now.
[ 12-22-2003, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]
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