38 Ways to Say Stupid

Arvon · 12-25-2002, 09:11 PM

38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in artificial stupidity
4. A few beers short of a six-pack
5. Dumber than a box of hair
6. A few peas short of a casserole
7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
10. One taco short of a combo plate
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
12. All foam, no beer
13. The cheese slid off the cracker
14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
19. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
20. As smart as bait
21. Chimney's clogged
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
29. If he had another brain it would be lonely
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control
31. No grain in the silo
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
33. Receiver is off the hook
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch
35. Skylight leaks a little
36. Slinky's kinked
37. Surfing in Nebraska
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts

GokuZool · 12-25-2002, 10:48 PM

LOL! Great list!

Stupid though

Attalus · 12-27-2002, 12:13 AM

How about:
1. A few bricks shy of a load?
2. His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top?
3. A burrito short of a #2 dinner?
4. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer?
5. When they passed out the brains, that S.O.B. stepped out for a beer.

Megabot · 12-27-2002, 02:45 AM

Cool lol Arvon

shadowhound · 12-28-2002, 03:22 AM

My personal favourite...
The wheel is spinning but the hampster is dead

Callum Kerr · 12-28-2002, 11:20 AM

That's my favourite out of THAT list... but Arvon, you forgot "Is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"... THAT is my all-time favourite...

Arvon · 12-28-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
That's my favourite out of THAT list... but Arvon, you forgot "Is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"... THAT is my all-time favourite...

But then I'd of had more than 38....*LOL* Actually the list is quite long.

12-28-2002, 12:22 PM

Add One:
When god was giving out brains - you were out shopping

hehe

/)eathKiller · 12-28-2002, 01:43 PM

or you could insult them in other languages:

Baka, Dumbkaupt, Boligrapho de cabesa, media dominos, and so on...

12-25-2002, 09:11 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 3. An experiment in artificial stupidity 4. A few beers short of a six-pack 5. Dumber than a box of hair 6. A few peas short of a casserole 7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead 9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl 10. One taco short of a combo plate 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck 12. All foam, no beer 13. The cheese slid off the cracker 14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel 15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt 16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear 17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down 19. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools 20. As smart as bait 21. Chimney's clogged 22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash 23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair 24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor 25. Forgot to pay his brain bill 26. Her sewing machine's out of thread 27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels 28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops 29. If he had another brain it would be lonely 30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control 31. No grain in the silo 32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse 33. Receiver is off the hook 34. Several nuts short of a full pouch 35. Skylight leaks a little 36. Slinky's kinked 37. Surfing in Nebraska 38. Too much yardage between the goal posts __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

12-27-2002, 12:13 AM	#3
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	How about: 1. A few bricks shy of a load? 2. His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top? 3. A burrito short of a #2 dinner? 4. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer? 5. When they passed out the brains, that S.O.B. stepped out for a beer. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

12-28-2002, 03:22 AM	#5
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	My personal favourite... The wheel is spinning but the hampster is dead __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

12-28-2002, 11:20 AM	#6
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	That's my favourite out of THAT list... but Arvon, you forgot "Is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"... THAT is my all-time favourite... __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

12-28-2002, 01:43 PM	#9
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	or you could insult them in other languages: Baka, Dumbkaupt, Boligrapho de cabesa, media dominos, and so on... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

12-25-2002, 10:48 PM	#2
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	LOL! Great list! Stupid though

12-27-2002, 02:45 AM	#4
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	Cool lol Arvon

12-28-2002, 12:22 PM	#8
Pbrads Guest Posts: n/a	Add One: When god was giving out brains - you were out shopping hehe

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