Where do they find these juries?

[Nightwing]

I found this on another forum, it is amazing juries are this bent on beating down corp. America they do stupid stuff like this.

It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards" For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee.
That's right, these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts that happened in the U.S. during 2005. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head and say, "What the heck?"
So keep your head scratchers handy, here are the Stellas for the past year:

To kick things off the right way, there was a three-way tie for 5th
place.

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler, who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running
toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

Also in 5th place is Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California you knew California had to be in the list somewhere, right? – who won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was
someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Go ahead and grab your head scratchers. The last of the 5th Place winners went to Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania,

who was leaving a house he had just robbed by way of the garage. Unfortunately, for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he could not re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to subsist for eight - cou nt 'em, 8 days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's
insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.

Keep scratching, there are more.

Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stellas when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle – even though the beagle was on a chain in it's owner's fenced yard.
Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. Grrrrr ...
.
Third Place went to Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on soft drink and broke her tailbone (coccyx). The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it
At her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?

Hang in there; there are only two more Stellas to go.

Second Place: Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. I know, go figure.

Finally, this year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was
Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home - from an O.U. football game, no less - having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go
to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Don't look so incredulous, remember, we're talking about Oklahoma here. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago
for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her - you are sitting down, right?- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of
this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might buy a motor home.

[Bungleau]

Another urban legend, but Snopes has some examples of real lawsuits that are equal pieces of stupidity.

[Nightwing]

My faith in humanity is restored. At least in the example of actual law suits on Snoops no one won their case.

[Cloudbringer]

Just deleted the duplicate on this one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ahh, Snopes! Glad to know it's an urban legend. Still the 'real' stuff is stranger than some fiction.

[N^N]

The worst case of this I have ever seen was people suing McDonalds for making them fat... JMFC those people are FAT and STUPID!

[Felix The Assassin]

Reminds me of the microwaved Persian cat.
Thank goodness we have real people at Snopes.