How women annoy men

[Jorath Calar]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: (Does anyone, really....?)

Nope.

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[skywalker]

Oh! I agree with your view, I was saying I expect a rejoinder and will help out if needed. That's all.

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Mark

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by skywalker: Oh! I agree with your view, I was saying I expect a rejoinder and will help out if needed. That's all.

Sure Sky! Sorry ducks, wasn't having a prod at you at all. Just took your post as an opportunity to further clarify where I'm coming from on this, just in case anyone is tempted to write me down as totally lacking in humour! (Not true, as well you know....... Not that I give a flying whatsit... )



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Don't Dream It, Be It (Easy, - Just Keep Choosing the Same Thing...)

[Jolly Pirate]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: How men annoy women... By posting crap that buys into and reinforces the worst gender stereotypes, thus making communication between the sexes even more difficult.

And with one swipe of her paws, the Silver Cheetah emasculates poor Arvon.

I laughed out loud when I read your post, Silver Cheetah. Excellent point.


As we say on the high seas, Yo Ho Ho!!! *Drinks bottle of rum*

[This message has been edited by Jolly Pirate (edited 10-30-2001).]

Arvon

My first thought to your post....

"And your point is....?"

Garnet

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Jolly Pirate: And with one swipe of her paws, the Silver Cheetah emasculates poor Arvon. I laughed out loud when I read your post, Silver Cheetah. Excellent point. As we say on the high seas, Yo Ho Ho!!! *Drinks bottle of rum* [This message has been edited by Jolly Pirate (edited 10-30-2001).]

Oops! Was not intending to have a go at Arvon, as such...... Just at the stereotypes. Oh well, too late now......

I see you have a mighty fine piratical stereotype going there yourself, Mr Pirate Dude..... I personally know many fine pirates who never touch alcohol, let alone rum!, although they do have some other rather distasteful habits. Unfortunately, I am unable to gratify curiousity on this last point, - this being a family forum.....

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Don't Dream It, Be It (Easy, - Just Keep Choosing the Same Thing...)

[Jolly Pirate]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: I see you have a mighty fine piratical stereotype going there yourself, Mr Pirate Dude..... I personally know many fine pirates who never touch alcohol, let alone rum!, although they do have some other rather distasteful habits. Unfortunately, I am unable to gratify curiousity on this last point, - this being a family forum.....

Aaarrrr, matey . . . what stereotypes, don't be silly!

*Baffled, the Jolly Pirate limps back to his ship on his wooden leg, while carefully replacing his eyepatch which had slipped a bit, listening to his parrot, Polly, perched solidly on his shoulder, squawk in his ear "Don't be silly, don't be silly, don't be silly!"*

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Jolly Pirate: Aaarrrr, matey . . . what stereotypes, don't be silly! *Baffled, the Jolly Pirate limps back to his ship on his wooden leg, while carefully replacing his eyepatch which had slipped a bit, listening to his parrot, Polly, perched solidly on his shoulder, squawk in his ear "Don't be silly, don't be silly, don't be silly!"*

Whilst the pirate is deep in slumber, bombed out cold on rum n'barbs, the Silver Cheetah slips up to him, replaces the eyepatch with a pair of pince nez, the parrot with a monkey with diarrohea, and the wooden leg - which she unscrews deftly - with nothing at all.......

:Cheetah slopes off sniggering:

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Most Ecstatic Mistress of the Illuminati

Feisty Kitten Mascot and Succourer of the Waifs and Strays Hugging and Smooching Club

Don't Dream It, Be It (Easy, - Just Keep Choosing the Same Thing...)

[This message has been edited by Silver Cheetah (edited 10-30-2001).]

[Jolly Pirate]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: Whilst the pirate is deep in sleep, bombed out on rum n'barbs, the Silver Cheetah slips up to him, replaces the eyepatch with a pair of pince nez, the parrot with a monkey with diarrohea, and the wooden leg - which she unscrews deftly - with nothing at all....... :Cheetah tiptoes off sniggering:

LOL!

I see you are a most evil Cheetah. Picking on us poor overmatched pirates like that. Shame, shame.

Perhaps me mateys will make the Silver ■■■■■ walk the plank. Ha! How about that, feline critter, a little dip in the ocean for your furry paws!

Avast, I would love to stay and watch the Cat's meeting with the salty sea, but am off to a day of pillage and robbery on the Seven Seas!

How'se the anchor, hoist the mainsal', raise the bloody Jolly Roger, ye scurvy dogs, off we go and leave the mischievous manx to be rescued by the merfolk!

*ship disappears over the horizon with Captain Jolly Pirate chugging bottles of rum*

[Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: I find all these 'stereotypical' lists just stupid. I am a woman, an individual, with my own way of being, as are all women. You are a man, with your own way of being, as are all men.

"...all I'm askin
is for a little respect...

R E S P E C T

Find out what it means to me

R E S P E C T

something something take a pee

Oh

sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me..."

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