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10-24-2001, 05:06 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Longevity.
The following is a story my grandfather told me. “Shortly after the turn of the last century I was talking to a cowboy. ‘Louise you’re a pretty old fellow. Most of your contemporaries are dead. They died of gunshot, illness, or accidents. How come you’re still alive? Wal he said I always puts a pinch of gunpowder in ma meal.’ I thought about what he had told me and decided there was nothing to harm me, so why not.” Well my grandfather died a couple of years ago. He was 97, and he left 9 children, 25 grand children, 49 great grand children and a 15-foot hole in the side of the crematorium. |
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10-24-2001, 05:07 PM
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ROFL! ROFLMAO! LOL!
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10-24-2001, 05:08 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
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LOL, now thats a good un, I can just see something like that happening.
 ------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!!  'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
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10-24-2001, 05:24 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: October 8, 2001
Location: Georgia
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Very good Arvon. Its a joke I'll pass on.
------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey  
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10-24-2001, 05:29 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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LOL!!!! Very good!
 However, knowing that gunpowder is made out of saltpeter, it does make one wonder how he had so many kids and grandkids!  ------------------  Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!! |
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10-24-2001, 05:35 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: North Carolina USA
Age: 57
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That's the best joke I've heard in a loooooooooong time
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10-24-2001, 06:21 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Chaotica (london,england)
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Hahahahahahaha lol great, very funny
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10-24-2001, 06:22 PM
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Lol! Good one, Avron
 ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings  
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10-24-2001, 06:27 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 2, 2001
Location: Manhattan,KS USA
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lol! Great joke Arvon and GREAT comeback Saz! hahahahaha
*shrugs* Maybe he married a sailor's daughter  ------------------  "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - Lennon |
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10-24-2001, 11:18 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
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HAHAHAHAH!!! LOL
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