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Old 11-24-2001, 06:21 PM   #71
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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Neb's frantic rush up the air vent attracts the attention of the piranhas in the pool. Being mutated, of course they can walk on dry land, and make a beeline for the fast disappearing Neb.

Shooting up the air vent, Neb feels the bottom of the vent giving way beneath him, and in a matter of moments, he falls through onto the pool deck below.

Right at the feet of Hairy Willie



Luckily, Willie had his jaws locked around Lord Shield's right leg and Lord Shield was clinging to a wall in an effort not to be dragged along by Willie.

Neb calmly picked up one of the palms, threw it over the edge of the building and shouted fetch, Willie jumped after the palm, dragging Lord Shield with him over the edge.
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Old 11-25-2001, 08:13 AM   #72
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Pfah!

LS cuts off his leg and lets HAiry Willie jump out. While Willie's teeth are around that leg he will lose 2 levels a round. Oh well - that means hecomes back as a spectral hamster under my control

LS draws more energy from the plane of Shadows and grows a replacement leg. He gives it some experimental kicks

"Aah - just the job"

don't worry - my spectral hamster/were-wombat won't be active until 48 hrs after his death
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Old 11-25-2001, 01:13 PM   #73
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Neb remembers that Rupert's nephew will return as an undead thing and sits down to practice his Turn Undead skills, after practicing for half an hour he dives into the pool, AFTER making sure that there are no piranhas in it though....
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Old 11-25-2001, 01:48 PM   #74
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Mod Hat ON: Just a note to all of you. Suggestive, slightly steamy innuendo type comments and posts are fine. Anything blatant is not. I haven't seen anything that I'd call 'porn' here so far, so relax and have fun.

Just keep the innuendo such that you'd not mind your 12 yr old sister or neighbor reading it. [img]smile.gif[/img]


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HEY! Who messed up the curtains! [img]tongue.gif[/img] *trots over and starts rehanging them one pleat at a time and booting people out from behind them.
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Old 11-25-2001, 02:01 PM   #75
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Hello All,

I Just Wanna Say Im Sorry, Ive Been Acting Like Some Old Man And I Really Do Apologize For Being A Grumpy Old Sod...

SORRY
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My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
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Old 11-25-2001, 02:02 PM   #76
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*Pickpockets Cloudy for her Mod Hat and goes off to scare LS* Hey Lord Shield, *Puts on Cloudy's Mod Hat* *Spoken in Moderator like voice* You must obey Neb and do whatever he says, otherwise we will..... *dramatic pause* BAN YOU! *Thunder and lightning in background, a palm is hit by the lightning and bursts into flames*
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Old 11-25-2001, 02:40 PM   #77
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Suddenly, Neb felt the hat yanked off of his head. He turns around and sees Larry, just as he is leaving the shadows.
Larry said a small, unaudible word to the hat, and the hat dissapeared from sight, on its way back to Cloudy's bag of many things.
Looking at Neb, then to Lord Shield, Larry bowed deeply, then was gone. The only thing left behind was a [img]graemlins/snake.gif[/img]

The snake spoke to Neb, in a tongue that only he would recognize. It told him of the unending horrors that awaited him and anyone else that dared attack his sister Mod-cloud.
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Old 11-25-2001, 03:54 PM   #78
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He Didnt Attack her, He Just Stole Her Hat!
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Old 11-25-2001, 05:48 PM   #79
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besides, you're a gnome. I couldn't mistake you for Cloudy as she's a female dwarf

oops!

LS runs like the wind (thank God for monk movement rates) with Cloudy's lightning bolts whistling round him
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Old 11-25-2001, 05:49 PM   #80
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Everyone was a little unsettled as they stared into the empty space so recently vacated by the strange Larry. His snake slithered away, only leaving the ORT inhabitants even more uneasy.

Neb started to move away, hoping this transgression with Cloudy's hat would not come back to haunt him, but slipped on the wet pool deck. He skidded along a few metres, then fell onto his bottom before rolling into the pool. Everyone laughed, and the tension was broken
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