Because I got drunk last night...

Jorath Calar · 10-28-2001, 04:32 PM

FDA warnings on alcohol:

"1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR FREAKING HEAD IN!

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name/species you can't remember)

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible.

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps oftime seem to literally disappear.

13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. "

I will never do this again as long as I life...and this time... I mean it.

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Ladyzekke · 10-28-2001, 04:37 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, consumption of alcohol may cause one to make many long calls to Ralph on the big white phone

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10-28-2001, 04:41 PM

Dude, you'll be on the booze again sooner than you think. Maybe even tonight

I always say 'never again, ugh, I feel like dying....' but within a few hours I've vomitted, cleaned up my act, and am ready for another night out. You'll feel the same, trust me....

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Djinn Raffo · 10-28-2001, 04:43 PM

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAH ROFLMAO!

WARNING: Soundz like Jorath Calar got liquored up last night!!!!

Istaron · 10-28-2001, 04:48 PM

Haha! And people are calling me weird for NOT drinking

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10-28-2001, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, consumption of alcohol may cause one to make many long calls to Ralph on the big white phone

Hey LadyZ, are you ever going to come on AIM?

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Ladyzekke · 10-28-2001, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex:
Hey LadyZ, are you ever going to come on AIM?

Sure I will, don't usually turn it on because I don't have many people on my contact list there that isn't already on MSN (did you get my e-mail btw?). Will take note now to turn on AIM more often

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Donut · 10-29-2001, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, consumption of alcohol may cause one to make many long calls to Ralph on the big white phone

Never called Ralph but made a few calls to Huey on that phone when I was younger.

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Melusine · 10-29-2001, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Istaron:
Haha! And people are calling me weird for NOT drinking

Awww, that's not weird at all, in fact I'd call it pretty clever!

I do like to drink the occasional glass of wine or single malt myself, but I hardly ever drink excessively (only can be said to have been drunk once in my entire life - and still not enough to vomit or get memory lapses or anything).
It's been proven that a single glass of alcohol, preferably red wine, is actually quite healthy, but most people cannot keep on the safe side of their boundaries I'm afraid, they think that 7 glasses in the weekend have the same effect

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Jorath Calar · 10-29-2001, 06:02 AM

Did it say anything about 15 beers in one night being healty...?

I thought not...

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10-28-2001, 04:32 PM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	FDA warnings on alcohol: "1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR FREAKING HEAD IN! 4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name/species you can't remember) 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. 10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible. 11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps oftime seem to literally disappear. 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. " I will never do this again as long as I life...and this time... I mean it. ------------------

10-28-2001, 04:37 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Also, consumption of alcohol may cause one to make many long calls to Ralph on the big white phone ------------------

10-28-2001, 04:41 PM	#3
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Dude, you'll be on the booze again sooner than you think. Maybe even tonight I always say 'never again, ugh, I feel like dying....' but within a few hours I've vomitted, cleaned up my act, and am ready for another night out. You'll feel the same, trust me.... ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

10-28-2001, 04:43 PM	#4
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 49 Posts: 2,397	AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAH ROFLMAO! WARNING: Soundz like Jorath Calar got liquored up last night!!!!

10-28-2001, 04:48 PM	#5
Istaron Banned User Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Uppland Posts: 711	Haha! And people are calling me weird for NOT drinking ------------------ We call him Bobby Corwen

10-29-2001, 06:02 AM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Did it say anything about 15 beers in one night being healty...? I thought not... ------------------

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