08-23-2002, 06:14 PM | #21 |
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In Hell Satan asked the man his name.He said "I'm that guy from Tennisee(sp),I'll kick yo butt from tree to tree. The devil replied "I'm that guy from down below.I'll burn yo butt from head to toe!" From then on yo yo man was tortured and suddenly...
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08-23-2002, 08:30 PM | #22 |
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.... the mean cat returned, tied to its tail was a large ...
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08-23-2002, 10:00 PM | #23 |
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rocketship chug chugging away... it was headed for...
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08-24-2002, 12:32 AM | #24 |
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Gordon's head. The rocket carries him off, and he lands....
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08-24-2002, 02:20 AM | #25 |
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in the City to get some beers..
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08-24-2002, 02:40 AM | #26 |
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but this wasn't just any city! Gorden has just found himself in downtown Hell!
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08-24-2002, 02:52 AM | #27 |
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Gordon caught a glimpse of himself in a shop window in horror - if he hadn't been sure he was in downtown hell before now, the safari suit, legwarmers and mullet gave it away. To top it off, in the city square the Bee Gees were starting another rendition of I Started a Joke...
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Gordon walked down the street. A 'Vampires R Us' sign was flashing over a big store. Curious, he went in, and saw....
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08-24-2002, 11:34 AM | #29 |
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...a lovely bearded woman .
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