Economic Policies:- A Pocket Guide

Linora · 06-05-2002, 06:12 PM

Capitalism :- You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism :- You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.

Communism :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provides you with milk.

Nazism :- You possess two cows. The government cofiscates them and shoots you.

European Common Market :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.

Horatio · 06-05-2002, 06:18 PM

A funny way at looking at government, which actually turns itself aound and makes us all disappointed in Parliment.
Nice one, Linora, you've upset me now!

Sir Goulum · 06-05-2002, 06:19 PM

Lol! Ive seen that before but it is still great1!

johnny · 06-05-2002, 06:19 PM

lol good one.

Linora · 06-05-2002, 06:19 PM

Awwww!

*hugs*

Sowwy!

*smile*

Sir Goulum · 06-05-2002, 06:22 PM

Democracy: The government has a vote to decide what to do with the cows

Horatio · 06-05-2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linora:
Awwww!

*hugs*

Sowwy!

*smile*

That's okay. I'd give you a peck on the cheek, but I'm afraid that Johnny would give me a smack in the teeth

johnny · 06-05-2002, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:

quote:
Originally posted by Linora:
Awwww!

*hugs*

Sowwy!

*smile*

That's okay. I'd give you a peck on the cheek, but I'm afraid that Johnny would give me a smack in the teeth [/QUOTE]gees...why would i wanna do a thing like that ?

Linora · 06-05-2002, 06:41 PM

Protecting your darling 'lil sister, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 06-05-2002, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linora:
Protecting your darling 'lil sister, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

i think he got me mixed up with tony montana, don't you think ? lol

06-05-2002, 06:12 PM	#1
Linora Dungeon Master Join Date: June 3, 2002 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 95	Capitalism :- You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Socialism :- You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour. Communism :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provides you with milk. Nazism :- You possess two cows. The government cofiscates them and shoots you. European Common Market :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. __________________ <br /><br />Token Blonde Comment

06-05-2002, 06:18 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	A funny way at looking at government, which actually turns itself aound and makes us all disappointed in Parliment. Nice one, Linora, you've upset me now! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-05-2002, 06:19 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	lol good one. __________________

06-05-2002, 06:19 PM	#5
Linora Dungeon Master Join Date: June 3, 2002 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 95	Awwww! hugs Sowwy! smile __________________ <br /><br />Token Blonde Comment

06-05-2002, 06:41 PM	#9
Linora Dungeon Master Join Date: June 3, 2002 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 95	Protecting your darling 'lil sister, of course [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />Token Blonde Comment

06-05-2002, 06:19 PM	#3
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Lol! Ive seen that before but it is still great1!

06-05-2002, 06:22 PM	#6
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Democracy: The government has a vote to decide what to do with the cows

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