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10-09-2003, 11:02 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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What These Computer Acronyms Really Mean
* WWW = World Wide Wait * ISDN = It Still Does Nothing * SCSI = System Can't See It * DOS = Defective Operating System * IBM = I Blame Microsoft * PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics * BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control * APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity * CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly * COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language * AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction * MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed * WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System * MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs * MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens * PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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10-09-2003, 11:10 AM
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Jack Burton
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LOL some of them were quite good. Favourite ones:
WWW, PENTIUM, MICROSOFT
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10-09-2003, 11:41 AM
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Zartan
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ROTFLMAO!
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10-09-2003, 12:19 PM
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Legion Symbol
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lol. Did you make those up yourself?
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10-09-2003, 12:32 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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PCMCIA and WINDOWS were the best. Erm.... but Windblows isn't an acronymn. [img]graemlins/readingbook.gif[/img]
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10-09-2003, 12:53 PM
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Unicorn
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10-09-2003, 01:57 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: February 19, 2002
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I saw something quite similar, except:
IBM = I Blame Microsoft, I Buy Macintosh. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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