12-21-2002, 10:33 AM | #1 |
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19 Ways to Know You Are a Woman
1. You are a Bitch. 2. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!' 6. Whine 7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy. 8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend. 9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. 10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you. 11. Complain 12. Hate any bar he likes 13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love. 14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your life (also, see number 7). 15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible. 16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs. 17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2. 18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given. 19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.
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12-21-2002, 10:44 AM | #2 |
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I'm so glad. You know, I had some doubts about that... but now: I'm not a woman phewww... No need to shave my legs anymore [img]smile.gif[/img]
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12-21-2002, 10:45 AM | #3 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
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Somehow I'm guessing that you don't come to this forum to pick up chicks...
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12-21-2002, 10:55 AM | #4 |
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erm... no... why? Anything wrong with hairy legs?
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12-21-2002, 11:08 AM | #5 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
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I wasn't actually talking to you Borvik, you replied while I was typing... and there is NOTHING wrong with hairy legs... i have the second hairiest legs in my class...
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12-21-2002, 11:12 AM | #6 |
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I see. I'm curious, what all the gals will reply to this thread [img]smile.gif[/img]
[ 12-21-2002, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Borvik ]
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12-21-2002, 11:17 AM | #7 |
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well... it doesn't really matter to me I suppose... unless there are any incredibly hot girls who live in Penang, whom I haven't met yet and so have not had a chance to piss off with my smart alec comments... (DD at least)
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12-21-2002, 12:40 PM | #8 |
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[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] I resent all above statements! *starts crying* [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] And no, nothing is bothering me!
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