02-06-2004, 02:12 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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as usual i got this from my email. enjoy!
This is why the world is all messed up enjoy the joke A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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02-06-2004, 02:35 AM | #2 |
Jack Burton
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since im already here with jokes . let me just add another one instead of maknig a new post and clutter up Z's space .
there were 3 different guys on top of a cliff. they were a russian, american and a asian (i forgot the last one national actually). a genie appeared in front of them and he said that if you jump off the cliff shouting your desire then it will be fulfilled. the russian went first and jumped off cliff shouting "vodka" and sure enough, he landed on a pool of vodka swimming happily. the asian went and ran off the cliff shouting "money" and sure enough, he landed on a pool for of gold, silver, paperbills and coins swimming happily last but not the least, the american who was so excited started running off the cliff. just as he was about of jump off the cliff he tripped over a stone and fell shouting "SSSshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-06-2004, 03:13 AM | #3 |
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ROLFLMAO! Very funny!
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02-06-2004, 04:32 AM | #4 |
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Great stuff! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
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02-06-2004, 07:49 AM | #5 |
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