02-04-2002, 07:17 PM | #1 |
Very Mad Bird
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Just got this email:
Little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so they call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. Your little baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about it and see if it make sense." So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he heard his little brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room and finds the Door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concept of Politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The Presidents is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in Deep Shit." |
02-04-2002, 07:27 PM | #2 |
Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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02-04-2002, 07:33 PM | #3 |
Very Mad Bird
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quote: Good to see you Wendy. You and I are going to have to have a long phone conversation m'dear. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
02-04-2002, 07:58 PM | #4 |
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Yep! We should now that you are back in the good ol' US of A [img]smile.gif[/img]
You need to post somewhere about what your status is, what the hell you are doing nowadays? Got any new songs? Inquiring minds and all |
02-05-2002, 04:58 AM | #5 |
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LMTO!
Geesh Yorrick! That described it to the point hehe! Hehehehe.. And what Ladywendy said.. any new songs???
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02-05-2002, 07:17 AM | #6 |
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lol... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
ill try and translate it to spanish to send it to my friends. hope it doesnt ruin the joke.
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02-05-2002, 08:06 AM | #7 |
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LOL [img]smile.gif[/img] ...very good and to the point. nothing like a good chuckle to start the day. Thanks for the much needed laugh.
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02-05-2002, 08:27 AM | #8 |
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ROTFLMAO!!! Same as Wendy heehee
damn that was great... the fathers a great teacher! [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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