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Davros · 03-23-2004, 04:53 PM

Sorry - that should have been "less" relevant than Tottenham

Lanesra · 03-23-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
You guys are fighting for what - 6th and 7th position on the league of test playing nations? Right "up there" behind Australia, India, South Africa, New Zealand and Sri Lanka. Let's face it dude, when it comes to test cricket England are about as relevant as Tottenham .

Tell us about our drubbing in the caribean again, I liked that one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, and watch your language, there's young 'uns in here

Davros · 03-24-2004, 06:44 AM

You have only had to play dead rubbers from the perspective of the losing side. Some day in some not too distant decade you may discover how hard it is to get enthusiastic over these things

Donut · 03-24-2004, 08:20 AM

Ashes Stay At Lords
to the tune of "Three Lions"

They talk about Ashes flown to Oz,
They stay at home of course,
They're all daft, they don't know
That in England we invented the game,
Through the stuggle & pain, and the wind and the rain
The urns not leaving.
Three Lions on our shirts
The Ashes urns still gleaming
Locked away at lords
And Marky Waugh left screaming
They stay at lords , They stay at lords,They stay at
Ashes stay at Lords
They stay at lords , They stay at lords, They stay at. Ashes stay at Lords.

Davros · 03-24-2004, 08:55 AM

Sorry Donut - I don't know how that 3 lions song goes - but I made one of my own.

Twits with Willow

Oh why are we crap
Did the English team sing
We wallow, we wallow, we wallow

So low on the ladder
Twixt Paki's and Zimbs
Hard to swallow, to swallow, to swallow

Oh we try yes we do
gainst the Aussies each time
A bi-annual mauling
by talent sublime
Now we content ourselves
playing teams in decline
Oh it's hollow, so hollow, so hollow

Davros · 03-24-2004, 09:12 AM

And what of their history
and those legends of old
The're in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow

So to cover huge gaps
And bring spine to their team
They borrow they borrow they borrow

Tony Greig Allan Lamb
Macallaly and all
Its just never gone right
Since that damn "Gatting Ball"
Will the Lion yet rise
from it's plunging great fall
Not tomorrow, tomorrow tomorrow

[ 03-24-2004, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Davros ]

Donut · 03-24-2004, 11:56 AM

Andrew Symonds ring any bells? Brummie chap!

Let's face it - you're all British anyway!

Davros · 03-24-2004, 04:53 PM

LOL - after all my creative output you fall back on that ole chestnut do you

. That's like hoisting the white flag ole bean

.

03-23-2004, 04:53 PM	#11
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Sorry - that should have been "less" relevant than Tottenham __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

03-24-2004, 06:44 AM	#13
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	You have only had to play dead rubbers from the perspective of the losing side. Some day in some not too distant decade you may discover how hard it is to get enthusiastic over these things __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

03-24-2004, 08:20 AM	#14
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Ashes Stay At Lords to the tune of "Three Lions" They talk about Ashes flown to Oz, They stay at home of course, They're all daft, they don't know That in England we invented the game, Through the stuggle & pain, and the wind and the rain The urns not leaving. Three Lions on our shirts The Ashes urns still gleaming Locked away at lords And Marky Waugh left screaming They stay at lords , They stay at lords,They stay at Ashes stay at Lords They stay at lords , They stay at lords, They stay at. Ashes stay at Lords. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

03-24-2004, 08:55 AM	#15
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Sorry Donut - I don't know how that 3 lions song goes - but I made one of my own. Twits with Willow Oh why are we crap Did the English team sing We wallow, we wallow, we wallow So low on the ladder Twixt Paki's and Zimbs Hard to swallow, to swallow, to swallow Oh we try yes we do gainst the Aussies each time A bi-annual mauling by talent sublime Now we content ourselves playing teams in decline Oh it's hollow, so hollow, so hollow __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

03-24-2004, 09:12 AM	#16
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	And what of their history and those legends of old The're in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow So to cover huge gaps And bring spine to their team They borrow they borrow they borrow Tony Greig Allan Lamb Macallaly and all Its just never gone right Since that damn "Gatting Ball" Will the Lion yet rise from it's plunging great fall Not tomorrow, tomorrow tomorrow [ 03-24-2004, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Davros ] __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

03-24-2004, 11:56 AM	#17
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Andrew Symonds ring any bells? Brummie chap! Let's face it - you're all British anyway! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

03-24-2004, 04:53 PM	#18
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL - after all my creative output you fall back on that ole chestnut do you . That's like hoisting the white flag ole bean . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

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