06-12-2001, 09:12 AM | #1 |
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push.
“Not a chance” says the husband - “It’s three o’clock in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was it?” asks his wife. “Just a drunken stranger asking for a push” he answers. “Did you help him?” she asks. “NO, I didn’t-it’s three in the morning and it’s pouring out!” “Well, you’ve got a short memory” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.” The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark: “Hello, are you still there?” “Yes,” comes the answer. “Do you still want a push?” calls out the husband. “Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark. “Where are you?” asks the husband. “Over here, on the swing” the drunk replies. ------------------ |
06-12-2001, 10:04 AM | #2 |
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LOL quite a good one Dawg, I got one too (from my site):
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