Something funny my kid said - Page 2

Dron_Cah · 06-27-2004, 09:25 PM

Thats hilarious! I remember I said something similar to my mom when i was younger. "Mom, that cant be Michael Jackson, that's a little black boy!" lol!

Aerich · 06-27-2004, 09:56 PM

It's pretty sad. Now he looks like a department-store manniquin and he's obviously not altogether normal in the head.

Gangrell · 06-28-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Aerich:
It's pretty sad. Now he looks like a department-store manniquin and he's obviously not altogether normal in the head.

What's even creepier is he has manniquins in his house [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

Felix The Assassin · 06-28-2004, 12:19 AM

Have you seen the latest 'photoshop' update?

I don't have a link, so use your grey matter.

Envision; Prison bakery, big table, lot's of kitchen/baking stuf, three guys busting their back side, and one woman overseer.

Now, put the faces from right to left, Saddam, Osma, and MJ. And the whip toting hussy? Martha.

[ 06-29-2004, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Felix The Assassin ]

Sir Kenyth · 06-28-2004, 06:52 PM

Sometimes kids say it best! This is from some years back. There's a real estate sales lady in town. She has a rather round face with a ...ahem... well defined nose. She had her sales picture taken in a wide brimmed straw hat with little red dangling "poofs" hanging off the edge. My little nephew spies her sales picture in the paper and pipes up, "Look Grampa! A clown!", and giggles uncontrollably. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Priceless!

SpongeBobTheDestoyer · 06-29-2004, 04:22 AM

LOL. It kinda sounds like she had that one coming with the hat you described.

Today my wife took my son and 4 yr. old nephew out to dinner, I couldn't be there, and she said my neph says as loud as can be "boys have weeners and girls don't". She told him to quiet down and don't talk about that at the dinner table. He was pretty adamant though in telling her it was true. What can you do?

RevRuby · 06-29-2004, 09:25 AM

my 5yo told us that my husband poops his pants regularly. he doesn't really, but he makes some smells that you swear he did!

Sagramore · 06-29-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by RevRuby:
my 5yo told us that my husband poops his pants regularly. he doesn't really, but he makes some smells that you swear he did!

that's disgusting....yet quite humorous [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

maybe MJ has all of those manniquans because he would like to be one someday...

Stormymystic · 06-29-2004, 11:42 AM

my husband got pay backs from Destiny, he was teaching her this song that goes " I'm a little dutch girl, and I drink beer. thats why my belly sticks way out to here." now this would not have been funny, except she said "my daddy's belly stick way out to here" in front of my mom

and we all started laughing really hard, because his belly does stick out a bit further than it used to

06-27-2004, 09:56 PM	#12
Aerich Lord Ao Join Date: May 27, 2004 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 2,061	It's pretty sad. Now he looks like a department-store manniquin and he's obviously not altogether normal in the head. __________________ Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech. - Winston S. Churchill

06-28-2004, 12:19 AM	#14
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	Have you seen the latest 'photoshop' update? I don't have a link, so use your grey matter. Envision; Prison bakery, big table, lot's of kitchen/baking stuf, three guys busting their back side, and one woman overseer. Now, put the faces from right to left, Saddam, Osma, and MJ. And the whip toting hussy? Martha. [ 06-29-2004, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Felix The Assassin ] __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

06-28-2004, 06:52 PM	#15
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Sometimes kids say it best! This is from some years back. There's a real estate sales lady in town. She has a rather round face with a ...ahem... well defined nose. She had her sales picture taken in a wide brimmed straw hat with little red dangling "poofs" hanging off the edge. My little nephew spies her sales picture in the paper and pipes up, "Look Grampa! A clown!", and giggles uncontrollably. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Priceless! __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

06-29-2004, 04:22 AM	#16
SpongeBobTheDestoyer Avatar Join Date: August 2, 2002 Location: St. Louis Age: 49 Posts: 529	LOL. It kinda sounds like she had that one coming with the hat you described. Today my wife took my son and 4 yr. old nephew out to dinner, I couldn't be there, and she said my neph says as loud as can be "boys have weeners and girls don't". She told him to quiet down and don't talk about that at the dinner table. He was pretty adamant though in telling her it was true. What can you do? __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/JubeiSigSig.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-29-2004, 09:25 AM	#17
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	my 5yo told us that my husband poops his pants regularly. he doesn't really, but he makes some smells that you swear he did! __________________ peek-a-boo

06-27-2004, 09:25 PM	#11
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	Thats hilarious! I remember I said something similar to my mom when i was younger. "Mom, that cant be Michael Jackson, that's a little black boy!" lol!

06-29-2004, 11:42 AM	#19
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	my husband got pay backs from Destiny, he was teaching her this song that goes " I'm a little dutch girl, and I drink beer. thats why my belly sticks way out to here." now this would not have been funny, except she said "my daddy's belly stick way out to here" in front of my mom and we all started laughing really hard, because his belly does stick out a bit further than it used to __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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