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12-12-2001, 11:25 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Brain Transplant
At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said: "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, a you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
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12-12-2001, 11:27 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
Age: 42
Posts: 2,674
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LOL, rofl...
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12-12-2001, 11:48 AM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
Age: 42
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Whut?!
Ay dun get it!! Wha du yu meen?! |
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12-12-2001, 11:55 AM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: October 23, 2001
Location: Edinburgh
Age: 38
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a joke.......
a hairpeice and a turd walk into a bar..andsay too the barman Two pints mate.........to which the barman replies firmly . NO. What Do you mean No?!?!? asked the wig.... well said the barman your aff yer heid and yer mates steamin! i know i know heres one i made up al by my self..... you might have o live in the uk for this one ...... Where do psychopaths go to shop????? Insane ' sburys
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12-12-2001, 12:17 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: July 16, 2001
Location: England, UK
Age: 50
Posts: 1,150
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Brain Transplant
At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said: "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, a you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the male brains, because they've been used."
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12-12-2001, 12:20 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
Age: 39
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I'll stick with Barb's version.
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12-12-2001, 01:29 PM
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Lord Soth
Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
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That was so not funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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