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Old 07-17-2002, 06:29 PM   #1
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Hey there Hugh - hope you got a good and safe trip back home and to LA. Are you missing your jacket yet? ;-(

We thought you'd like to know that your bard left our little band of adventurers to perform the song of songs ( ) for his King. However, Mel's cleric was 'slightly' miffed at your use of Fascinate, so she prayed to her deity, Cuthbert the God of Retribution, to get even with you. You embarrassed her in front of the party, so she will embarrass you in front of the king. As you're standing in front of his royal majesty, scraping your throat to start your ballad, your pants will drop to your ankles. After hitching them up again with an embarrassed grin, you start your song, only to find out you have the voice of a smurf. Up yours! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-17-2002, 06:31 PM   #2
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now how did I know you were gonna play a cleric?
 
Old 07-17-2002, 07:15 PM   #3
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now how did I know you were gonna play a cleric?
You didn't, you just had a tentacle up the wrong alley
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Old 07-17-2002, 07:35 PM   #4
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now how did I know you were gonna play a cleric?
You didn't, you just had a tentacle up the wrong alley [/QUOTE]nope - I knew you were gonna play a cleric [img]tongue.gif[/img]

so there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*drags this part of the Colleective off for a tentacle up alley* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 
Old 07-17-2002, 07:37 PM   #5
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now how did I know you were gonna play a cleric?
You didn't, you just had a tentacle up the wrong alley [/QUOTE]nope - I knew you were gonna play a cleric [img]tongue.gif[/img]

so there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*drags this part of the Colleective off for a tentacle up alley* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]I am not playing a cleric, you nasty taffer tentacle wielding weirdo
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Old 07-17-2002, 07:42 PM   #6
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just for everybody's information, there's two people (at least) on different computers posting under the Collective account at the same time

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Old 07-17-2002, 07:46 PM   #7
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I am not playing a cleric, you nasty taffer tentacle wielding weirdo
then go away. I was talking to the Dutch segement

but I'll tentacle you as well anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 
Old 07-17-2002, 07:51 PM   #8
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I am not playing a cleric, you nasty taffer tentacle wielding weirdo
then go away. I was talking to the Dutch segement

but I'll tentacle you as well anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]What part of collective don't you understand, you soon to be calamari taffer.

There are no dutch segments here, we just defragged...
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Old 07-18-2002, 03:15 AM   #9
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I understand the concept perfectly, little man-thing. But you are speaking to the Shield Continuum and your delusions are as dust before my wind (which is why I avoid eating baked beans most times)


*reaches into the PC of this particular collective aspect and starts fritzing the system*
 
Old 07-18-2002, 07:19 AM   #10
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I understand the concept perfectly, little man-thing. But you are speaking to the Shield Continuum and your delusions are as dust before my wind (which is why I avoid eating baked beans most times)


*reaches into the PC of this particular collective aspect and starts fritzing the system*
How can you do that after we fed you all that Viagra, making you look like a starfish.... Bye the way, we now can sell you as a sticky shuriken for giants in the Magic shop....
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