06-06-2001, 05:29 PM | #1 |
Manshoon
Join Date: May 30, 2001
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So after reading a bit in one of the threads about how Americans (myself included) write the date backwards, and how George W. Bush is a dummy, I thought to myself, "What would G.W.'s stats be if he was a BG character?" and what would he be? A dumb stumbling theif?
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06-06-2001, 06:30 PM | #2 |
Silver Dragon
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Alignment wise Lawful or Nuetral evil
Incredibly low widom ------------------ |
06-06-2001, 08:23 PM | #3 |
The Magister
Join Date: April 7, 2001
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Here's what I think:
George W. Bush Gnome Fighter/Thief (level 6/8) Str: 12 Dex: 14 Con: 15 Int: 9 Wis: 7 Chr: 13 Lore: 8 (GB's kit gives only 1/3 lore of normal thief) Aligment: Lawful Neutral Special Abilities: can cast "Summon Advisors" once per hour. The Advisors remain in existence for one hour. |
06-06-2001, 10:05 PM | #4 |
Manshoon
Join Date: March 25, 2001
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Eh, make him a Jester. With uber-confuse ability.
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06-06-2001, 10:25 PM | #5 |
Galvatron
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Well i guess the american people dont thin so
oh yeah just thought i would drop in on some political show a College profeccer said. "George W Bush got a 1202 on his S.A.T..Higher then Bill Cilton and Gore and My Self" |
06-06-2001, 10:29 PM | #6 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: April 10, 2001
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He also bribed the teacher more
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06-07-2001, 12:46 AM | #7 |
Red Dragon
Join Date: March 3, 2001
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I agree with Kerlyssa. A jester with the ability to counter recounts
Sometimes it seems like he took waay too many of those red potions that make your intelligence really high but drop your wisdom to that of a farm animal. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. -Dilbert Stupidity is like nuclear power. It can be used for good and for evil. And you dont want to get any on you. -also from Dilbert. Bush reminds me of that pointy-haired boss from the cartoons ------------------ Why? [This message has been edited by Lifetime (edited 06-07-2001).] |
06-07-2001, 01:02 AM | #8 |
Manshoon
Join Date: June 6, 2001
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The topic was "Americans and their backwards dates"? It would be helpful if the subject line and the content matched. |
06-07-2001, 01:40 AM | #9 |
Beholder
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his confuse ability only works on himself tho
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06-07-2001, 09:18 AM | #10 |
Drow Warrior
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Surely he would also have the 10th level mage spell "summon drunken daughter" as a special ability! PS. there's no such thing as "American English". English is English just because you guy's spelt colour wrong somewhere along the line you try to invent a new language to cover your mistake, as well as changing date format's it's called "English" because we invented it so kindly stop bastardising it at every opportunity or invent your own language and calender! Do agree with Joetbd about this having nothing to do with the thread title or BGII though so I'll be leaving now.
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