03-17-2002, 08:58 AM | #1 | |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
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i got this from the email, kinda funny actually.. no insult intended [img]smile.gif[/img]
> > 1. The nice men are ugly. > > > > 2. The handsome men are not nice. > > > > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. > > > > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are > > married. > > > > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice > > men, have no money. > > > > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice > > men with money think we are only after their money. > > > > 7. The handsome men without money are after our > > money. > > > > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and > > somewhat heterosexual, > > don't think we are beautiful enough. > > > > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are > > heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are > > cowards. > > > > 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat > > nice and have some money and thank God are > > heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST > > MOVE!!!! > > > > 11. The men who never make the first move, > > automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. > > > > NOW ....WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN? > > > > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like > > grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in > > the dark until they mature into something you'd like > > to have dinner with. Quote:
pretty funny... but i hope its not true since im going 19 this april [img]smile.gif[/img]
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03-17-2002, 09:02 AM | #2 |
Jack Burton
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For one brief moment I understood everything...
Now I can't remember what I was going to say.
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03-17-2002, 09:33 AM | #3 |
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for some odd reason i dont fall into any of those catagories...
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03-18-2002, 04:14 AM | #4 |
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also this doesn't include the not very handsome not very rich insane men (the ones at the funny farm)
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03-21-2002, 08:26 AM | #5 |
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~rotflmao~ that's great!! keep them coming babes! ~gglz~ do you not have msn?
~koyc~ EDIT: And I thought all students were poor? keeping in mind the whole beauty being in the eye of the beholder thingy isn't everyone beautiful to someone? [ 03-21-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: ʆë®Ñï†Ý ]
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