07-10-2006, 09:19 PM | #1 |
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The March of Science
(1) Researchers from the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center announced in May that they had grown a fully functional, artificial penis from a rabbit (using his own genes), which they hoped would lead to future development of a human penis, for men with birth defects, body trauma or cancer. (2) Ambreed New Zealand introduced in June a go-cart-like machine for ranchers to gather sperm from bulls. A driver maneuvers the vehicle, designed to resemble a cow, so that the bull can mount it. The driver waits patiently until the bull is done and then drives away with the sperm so that manual extraction is no longer required. [Fox News, 5-23-06] [Reuters, 6-14-06]
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07-10-2006, 10:27 PM | #2 | |
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07-11-2006, 09:12 AM | #3 |
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Not me... I'm sure the bag has enough *capacity*.
The driver's riding in a go-cart. A go-cart! Imagine what protection that offers if the bull suddenly decides he'd like a change in scenery... nothing! A few years ago, I talked with a guy who sold products to farmers. He related the story of being at a pig breeder where they had a piece of leather mounted to a couple of boards. They'd bring in a boar, who would get all excited at the sight of the leather contraption. The boar would go to town on the leather, and one of the workers would give a "manual assist" from the other side. The sales guy was asked if he wanted to give it a try, and to keep the customer, did. Made me awful glad I work with computers that day...
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07-11-2006, 04:36 PM | #4 |
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Before this go-kart idea they used to have to use a 'teaser' bull - that was a bull that didnt have good genes and was no good for breeding. they literally made the bull look like a hot cow, and the 'good' bull would get all excited, try to mount the teaser and away you go.
A friend of mine was auditing Ambreed and had to go and watch - she was quite shocked!
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07-11-2006, 06:13 PM | #6 |
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I sense a whole new kinds of emails...
"Don't enlarge your penis! REPLACE IT!"
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07-11-2006, 06:59 PM | #7 |
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I'm wondering what kind of sales catalog they'll have. Gee just think of the options.
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