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03-21-2006, 06:06 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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The Continuing Jesus and Mary World Tour: "Sightings" have been made in just the last three months in North Vernon, Ind. (Jesus on a wooden door), Jacksonville, Fla. (Jesus on a nacho-warming tray), Cozimel, Mexico (Jesus on a flower pot), Laredo, Texas (Jesus on a truck's tailgate), Mexico, Maine (Mary on the charred wood of a burned-out home), Beachwood, Ohio (Jesus on a pancake), Manchester, Conn. (Jesus on a piece of sheet metal), Dallas (Mary on the bark of a tree), and airborne from New York City to Florida (Mary on a potato chip served by Jet Blue). [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 1-31-06] [WCAU-TV (Philadelphia), 12-22-05] [Reuters, 11-20-05] [WNCN-TV (Raleigh, N.C.), 11-22-05] [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 1-19-06] [WEWS-TV (Cleveland), 2-9-06] [USA Today, 2-26-06] [Dallas Morning News, 3-1-06] [Tampa Tribune-Knight Ridder, 2-15-06]
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03-21-2006, 06:40 PM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: June 18, 2002
Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB
Age: 36
Posts: 2,563
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Jesus on a nacho-warming tray - where's a good Elvis sighting when you need one?
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03-22-2006, 04:05 AM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: August 28, 2004
Location: the middle of Michigan
Age: 42
Posts: 1,011
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I gotta say, I don't think any deity has ever been to Laredo, Texas
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03-22-2006, 08:49 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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Yes there has... Johnny Cash...
Well at least he sang a song about it... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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04-18-2006, 12:43 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: January 31, 2005
Location: Mississauga (Toronto), Ontario, CANADA
Age: 48
Posts: 1,214
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Johnny Cash was not a god.
A harbinger of the Word of Authentic Music Played With Instruments, yes, but not a god. For the record, I love my techno and rap music and have no issue acknowledging the great works of other genres. After all, he turned a mildly disturbing song (Hurt) into a completely tragic ballad. Without changing a single word, I should add.
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