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Old 10-10-2001, 10:40 AM   #1
AzureWolf
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Well remember I did promise to bake you two scones if you would be recruited as mercenaries in my army for world domination You cant go back on your word now that I have fresh scones made for you!



You must serve me as I plan to take over this planet, with promises of future glory and hoards of golden scones There is not turning back. You cant resist the temptation of the lovely scones can you? no i didnt think so.

Sign on the line please:

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(Any who sign this form are liable for servitude in the service from one aspiring overlord AzureWolf for the duration of five years in which time they will be paid an annual duty of 7 1/2 scones per week, per person.)

Oh and any others are most welcome to partake of the scones as well if they are interested in a five year term.
Thankyou
See you up and early tomorrow lads!
For tomorrow we win the world back!

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Old 10-10-2001, 10:56 AM   #2
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You Dead Hamlet hahahaha (wow that was the worst joke ever)


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Old 10-10-2001, 11:22 AM   #3
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"Mmmmmm..... Scones...... I'll sign up for that!" Neb signs on the dotted line, "I've already started making your world domination a fact, I'm doing this by eliminating another force which see themselves as fit to dominate the world."

(Check the ALSB thread.)
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Old 10-10-2001, 11:29 AM   #4
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Biscuits?????


(we calls 'em 'biscuits' here in the States....) DREWWWW-ULL!!!!

Sazerac considers signing away his soul, then backs off...Nah, there's always IHOP.



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Old 10-10-2001, 11:35 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sazerac:

Biscuits?????


(we calls 'em 'biscuits' here in the States....) DREWWWW-ULL!!!!

Sazerac considers signing away his soul, then backs off...Nah, there's always IHOP.

No Saz, you're getting youself all confused. Biscuits are what you would call cookies, and cookies are what you would call chocolate chip cookies.

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Old 10-10-2001, 11:38 AM   #6
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~hirsute newbie wanders into thread and scribbles his name down on the Scone Enticement Sheet.~

Can I bring some home too?

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Old 10-10-2001, 12:49 PM   #7
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Here I am, signing up for a life of servitude of Wolfius One!!!!

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Old 10-10-2001, 12:52 PM   #8
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Holy mackerel, those scones look good

Mind if I sneak one? or two? or maybe three....

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[This message has been edited by Sorcerer Alex (edited 10-10-2001).]
 
Old 10-10-2001, 01:55 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
No Saz, you're getting youself all confused. Biscuits are what you would call cookies, and cookies are what you would call chocolate chip cookies.

Well, actually, I'm more partial to those, Mouse, than I am to biscuits (sorry, scones!) So, what'cha offerin'?



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Old 10-11-2001, 02:46 AM   #10
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Can anyone really resist this overwhelming temptation to try my wonderful scones?
They are nice scones
I added some nice extra special budding ingredients
So if some of you people start acting strange remember its my scones that did it, not those wierd lookin mushrooms you found in your backyard and had for lunch.

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