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Old 05-09-2001, 07:02 PM   #1
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The Top 10 reasons why the Gael Serran is like an office:

10) All of your accomplishments go nigh well unrecognized by those who issued you your tasks.

9) It's pretty darn difficult to "climb the corporate ladder"!

8) Goggle-eyed creatures give you vague orders, then wander off and are hellacious to catch up with again!

7) Acheiving great benefits with each promotion is nigh well impossible!

6) In order to get where you are now, you had to fight off a whole bunch of "trolls"!

5) The clown in the next cubicle to you looks, acts, sounds, and smells more like a Boogre every day.

4) Every time you enter a meeting, you have to listen to the same old boring speech over and over and over, regardless of your goal.

3) The "Big Boss" is much more of a pushover than you ever thought him to be.

2) Just when you think your project is going without a hitch, something unexpected comes up behind you and blows you away (like the Mantraps)

and the number one reason the Gael Serran is like an Office:

1) The only way to reach your goal is by kissing the butt of the big Dragon!


In humor,
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Old 05-09-2001, 07:16 PM   #2
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LOL!!!

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Old 05-09-2001, 07:21 PM   #3
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ROFL! That's great Sazerac.. and all so VERY true! Thanks for the laugh! It was a loooonnnnggggg day..........

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Old 05-09-2001, 07:29 PM   #4
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Sazerac,
Great reasons indeed! LOL!
A lot of thanks for such a nice post
The truth is here

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Old 05-09-2001, 07:31 PM   #5
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BRAVO!

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Old 05-09-2001, 09:01 PM   #6
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ROFL!!!! That is great!!

I swear you must have been by my office. I have often thought that one of my co-workers was related to a boogre. And I have someone at the office that could pass for Torin. "Herro my friends.... Have you learned any more since we last spoke?"

As for those goggle-eyed creatures, when you do manage to catch up to them and try to tell them that you finished their job, they only repeat the same vague orders or ask why you haven't done anything yet.

I swear D.W. visited my office and made some of the more stupid characters after my co-workers.

Great Job, Saz!!

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Old 05-11-2001, 08:59 PM   #7
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