05-03-2001, 12:49 PM | #11 |
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Two guys are walking down the street one winter day talking and laughing.
As they’re talking, one of the guys pulls out an enormous lighter, lights his cigarette and keeps talking. The other guy says "Man, that is the biggest lighter I have ever seen in my life, you gotta tell me where you got it" "Well" says the other guy; "You are my best friend, so I will tell you." "Tell me what?" says the friend. The guy draws deeply on his cigarette, puts away his lighter and says, "I’ve got a magic genie." "A magic genie?" says the friend, "and you never told me? Do you think I could have just one little bitty wish?" The guy looks down at the ground, shuffles his feet and finally says very hesitantly, "Well, I guess you are my best friend," and with that, proceeds to pull out a miniature bottle from his coat pocket. Wasting no time, the friend immediately starts his wish "I wish I had one-million bucks right now," and poof! The sky grows instantly dark with the shadow of one-million ducks flying high in the sky. "What the hell happened?" says the friend, "I asked for one million bucks, not ducks" "Oh," says the guy "I forgot to tell you, my genie is a little hard of hearing. "Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch Bic?" ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
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