A good laugh with Monty Python and his Holy Grail - Page 2

LordKathen · 11-09-2002, 12:31 PM

The greatest comedians ever.

Dagorion · 11-09-2002, 06:56 PM

LOL, I love the French soldier! That bit where he does that rasberry adnd hits his helmet with his hands before making that slurping horse naise with his mouth then one of the knights says to King Arthor "What a strange person" LOL! that bit cracks me up every time!

chrisofthedale · 11-09-2002, 08:43 PM

i loved in the life of brian how womens would go secretly to stonings and there was a guy selling fake beards and another rocks, lol!

Lord of Alcohol · 11-09-2002, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Life of Brian was better, i thought
Nethertheless MP+ and the Holy Grail cracked me up [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Judean people's front! The people's front of Judea! (heh...the gladiator in the ring...)
Welease Wodger!

You just like Biggus Dickus! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Earthdog · 11-10-2002, 01:23 AM

All time favorite line:"I fart in your general Direction."

Awesome flick

Smoothie · 11-10-2002, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisofthedale:
i loved in the life of brian how womens would go secretly to stonings and there was a guy selling fake beards and another rocks, lol!

and that in reality all the women were played by men in that scene. that is one of my favorite scenes too.

"Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"

Lavindathar · 11-10-2002, 07:56 AM

Yeah awesome film!

The best bit, is the Black Knight scene.

Scene 4
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaaagh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaagh!
Green Knight
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
[stab]
Black Knight
Aagh!
Green Knight
Oh!
[King Arthur music]
Ooh!
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaaagh!
[clang]
Black Knight and Green Knight
Agh!, oh!, etc.
Green Knight
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[Black Knight kills Green Knight]
[thud]
[scrape]
Black Knight
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
Arthur
You fight with the strength of Many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest Knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Black Knight
None shall pass.
Arthur
What?
Black Knight
None shall pass.
Arthur
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight
Then you shall die.
Arthur
I comMand you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight
I move for no Man.
Arthur
So be it!
Arthur and Black Knight
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's left arm off]
Arthur
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight
'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight
No, it isn't.
Arthur
Well, what's that, then?
Black Knight
I've had worse.
Arthur
You liar!
Black Knight
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off]
Arthur
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Black Knight
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Arthur
What?
Black Knight
Have at you!
[kick]
Arthur
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight
Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight
Yes, I have.
Arthur
Look!
Black Knight
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Arthur
Look, stop that.
Black Knight
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Arthur
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's right leg off]
Black Knight
Right. I'll do you for that!
Arthur
You'll what?
Black Knight
Come here!
Arthur
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight
I'm invincible!
Arthur
You're a looney.
Black Knight
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight
Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur
Come, Patsy.
Black Knight
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

And the witch scene.

"What do we do with witches?"

"BURN EM!"

Hehe, not as good as THE LIFE OF BRIAN, but still awesome!

RUNAWAY..........

[ 11-10-2002, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]

Nanobyte · 11-10-2002, 01:15 PM

I thought the last "dissection" was him cutting the knight's torso in half? Or at least at the waistline.. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 11-10-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanobyte:
I thought the last "dissection" was him cutting the knight's torso in half? Or at least at the waistline.. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Hmmmmm, yeah. I got that off a site, assumed it was correct. Now you mention it, I think I remember that also! And at the end, he chops his head off!

Kaltia · 11-11-2002, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:

quote:
Originally posted by Kaltia:
Life of Brian was better, i thought
Nethertheless MP+ and the Holy Grail cracked me up [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Judean people's front! The people's front of Judea! (heh...the gladiator in the ring...)
Welease Wodger!

You just like Biggus Dickus! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]oH, SHUSH, I KNOW YOU'RE A fan of "Incontinental Buttocks" [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Sorry, caps lock

11-09-2002, 12:31 PM	#11
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	The greatest comedians ever. __________________

11-09-2002, 06:56 PM	#12
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 37 Posts: 868	LOL, I love the French soldier! That bit where he does that rasberry adnd hits his helmet with his hands before making that slurping horse naise with his mouth then one of the knights says to King Arthor "What a strange person" LOL! that bit cracks me up every time! __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

11-10-2002, 01:23 AM	#15
Earthdog Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 1, 2001 Location: melbourne victoria australia Age: 58 Posts: 960	All time favorite line:"I fart in your general Direction." Awesome flick __________________ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

11-10-2002, 07:56 AM	#17
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Yeah awesome film! The best bit, is the Black Knight scene. Scene 4 [King Arthur music] [music stops] Black Knight Aaaagh! [King Arthur music] [music stops] Black Knight Aaagh! Green Knight Ooh! [King Arthur music] [music stops] [stab] Black Knight Aagh! Green Knight Oh! [King Arthur music] Ooh! [music stops] Black Knight Aaaagh! [clang] Black Knight and Green Knight Agh!, oh!, etc. Green Knight Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! [woosh] [Black Knight kills Green Knight] [thud] [scrape] Black Knight Umm! [clop clop clop] Arthur You fight with the strength of Many men, Sir Knight. [pause] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest Knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Black Knight None shall pass. Arthur What? Black Knight None shall pass. Arthur I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight Then you shall die. Arthur I comMand you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight I move for no Man. Arthur So be it! Arthur and Black Knight Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [Arthur chops the Black Knight's left arm off] Arthur Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight 'Tis but a scratch. Arthur A scratch? Your arm's off! Black Knight No, it isn't. Arthur Well, what's that, then? Black Knight I've had worse. Arthur You liar! Black Knight Come on, you pansy! [clang] Huyah! [clang] Hiyaah! [clang] Aaaaaaaah! [Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off] Arthur Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer-- Black Knight Hah! [kick] Come on, then. Arthur What? Black Knight Have at you! [kick] Arthur Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight Oh, had enough, eh? Arthur Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight Yes, I have. Arthur Look! Black Knight Just a flesh wound. [kick] Arthur Look, stop that. Black Knight Chicken! [kick] Chickennn! Arthur Look, I'll have your leg. [kick] Right! [whop] [Arthur chops the Black Knight's right leg off] Black Knight Right. I'll do you for that! Arthur You'll what? Black Knight Come here! Arthur What are you going to do, bleed on me? Black Knight I'm invincible! Arthur You're a looney. Black Knight The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [whop] [Arthur chops the Black Knight's last leg off] Black Knight Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw. Arthur Come, Patsy. Black Knight Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! And the witch scene. "What do we do with witches?" "BURN EM!" Hehe, not as good as THE LIFE OF BRIAN, but still awesome! RUNAWAY.......... [ 11-10-2002, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ] __________________ =@

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