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04-23-2003, 03:31 AM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: April 8, 2003
Location: Arkansas
Age: 48
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AROUSED PARROT.....
Harry picks up his Viagra prescription at the pharmacy. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home and anxiously waits for his wife to get home from work. In his excitement, he leaves the open package on the table and his parrot gobbles down all of the pills. Seeing the results and panicking, Harry grabs the parrot and sticks him in the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, Harry's Viagra kicks in just as his wife walks through the door and hours pass before he remembers the parrot. He rushes to look in the freezer, fearing the worst, but finds the bird breathing heavily, dripping with sweat and totally exhausted. "What happened?" exclaims Harry. "You've been in there for hours, yet you're not only alive, you're sweating like crazy." Panting, the parrot says, "Listen, pal, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?!?"
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04-23-2003, 03:52 AM
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Emerald Dragon
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hehe that was a nice one=)
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04-23-2003, 04:54 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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yep very funny.. but i didnt know that parrot was smart with that kind of vocabulary [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-23-2003, 05:20 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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wow, a talking parrot. imagine that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-23-2003, 09:55 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: November 25, 2002
Location: NY
Age: 48
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LOL, very funny!!! it always helps to start the day with a chuckle
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04-24-2003, 07:39 AM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: January 4, 2003
Location: Australia
Age: 37
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A nice joke.. very funny... im sure those who read it had a laugh!
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04-25-2003, 09:45 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
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man.. the parriot sure does know how to "warm up"... wehehehe
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