02-17-2002, 03:29 PM | #61 |
Jack Burton
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At last, an IW movie where I might have a role! [img]smile.gif[/img] Please Dreamer! I try so hard! Maybe I can be... ehm.. Link the Crocodile Hunter???
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02-17-2002, 03:48 PM | #62 |
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quote:Uh, I don't recall any crocodile hunters in BGI. Any NPC you'd like to play? |
02-17-2002, 03:52 PM | #63 |
Jack Burton
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Geez.. hard one.. I was thinking about Kivan, but he's a little dull. But hey, what the heck! [img]smile.gif[/img] Kivan please, Dreamer [img]smile.gif[/img]
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02-17-2002, 04:17 PM | #64 |
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Great episode, as usual. Keep it up!
Is the paldin-role still open? see ya! |
02-18-2002, 06:21 PM | #65 |
Jack Burton
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[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Kivan the crocodile hunter? ... |
02-19-2002, 03:27 AM | #66 |
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Hey awesome stuff Dreamer!
If you want to put me in as anyone you need...
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02-19-2002, 05:31 AM | #67 |
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quote: [img]tongue.gif[/img] I hear you Legolas. But don't start on me, or you'll be reliving some old times! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-19-2002, 11:33 AM | #68 |
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Great work, Dreamer12why do I think I am a bit late?)!Is any Paladin place available for me?
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03-02-2002, 10:22 AM | #69 |
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03-02-2002, 11:24 AM | #70 |
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After a long and tiring journey, our heroes arrive at the BGII board.
Galadria: Zzzz… Huh. Hey guys! We have reached the BGII board! Attalus: F-finally. Azure: Yeah. Wait a sec, where is Regin? Lioness: I don’t see Lennon anywhere either. Galadria: Damned, they are gone. And so is my wallet. Azure: Nothing to do about it I guess. We should continue as planned. Galadria: Yes, let’s try to locate the Moderator of BGII, Memnoch Gasfarb. He may have some information about the post shortage. Attalus: L-lets go t-then. Galadria: Follow me, I know the way. Two hours later Galadria: Ok, we are lost. Lioness: Perhaps we should have turned left a mile back. Like Attalus suggested. Galadria: Bah, who ever listens to him? Not me anyway. Azure: Let’s try this street over here. Galadria: Sure, what’s this place called anyway? *Happy music starts playing [img]graemlins/musicband.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Bert: Seeeeeeeeeesssssssssssaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeestree eeeeeeeeeeeeet Ernie: Sesamestreet! [img]graemlins/music05.gif[/img] Ernie: Lets go guys! [img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img] Big Bird: Oh Yeah!!! [img]graemlins/music02.gif[/img] Bert: Look guys! Were on television! [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] Azure: Arrrrgghhh! Monsters!!!! *Grabs shotgun Azure: Die freaks!!!! [img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img] Bert:Aaarrgghhh Big Bird: Oh my god! He killed Bert! Kenny: You bastard! Whoops, wrong show. Sorry Ernie: Let’s get him! Azure: Uh oh. [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img] Azure: Let’s go guys, run for it! Lioness: mommy! Meanwhile, down the hall. Dreamer: What do you mean lost track of them? Yorick: They where gone before I noticed something was wrong. Must have moved to another studio. Intercom: Security to studio2, Angry Muppets on the loose. Shoot on sight. Dreamer: I don’t even want to know what happened over there, oh look, there they are. Azure: I think we lost them Lioness: Thank god, that was the first time I saw Big Bird with a chainsaw, I didn’t know these guys where so aggressive. Galadria: It was a miracle we escaped. Attalus: L-look, w-who is that f-fellow over there? Memnoch: About time you got here, you are the adventurers I was expecting? Galadria: Indeed we are, what is the problem? Memnoch: Posters have gone into the ‘surprise’ thread. But never came out! Lioness: Don’t worry, we’ll check it out. Memnoch: Good, you should team up with these other two adventurers. Legolas and Aelia. Legolas: And Boo! You forget to mention Boo! Memnoch: errr, yes. And Boo of course. Azure: Well met friends. Aelia: A please meeting you. I am Aelia, and this is Legolas, my bodyguard. Legolas: ‘Ello Boo: Squeak! Lioness: Ha, not in your lifetime mate! Legolas: Boo! That is no way to address a lady! Boo: Squeak! Lioness: Well thank you, apologies accepted. Azure: Come my friend, let us leave. Aelia: Don’t worry Memsy, I am sure we can locate the missing posters. Memnoch: Hopeless Aelia: What was that? Memnoch: Eh, best of luck on your journeys. I have faith that you can do it! *cough And so, the party travelled deep into the board. Azure: Strange, we travelled for miles, but not a member to be seen. Aelia: Wait a second, did you hear that? Boo: Squeak! Galadria: Are you sure? Boo: Squeak! Galadria: Very well then. Boo thinks the sound is coming from behind this wall. Aelia: Stand aside. Aelia: *Casts knock and a hidden door opens Lioness: What is this? Azure: Some kind of studio Lioness: Look! The missing members! Crowd: Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!!! Dragonmage: Hello, and welcome to Larry Springer. I am Breanna Rowan, replacing Larry’s last assistant. Unfortunatly, she didn’t survive the ‘men who like to dress up like their grandmother’ episode. Crowd: Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!!! Dragonmage: Your right, I don’t care either. Here is the guy we’ve all been waiting for! LARRY SPRINGER! Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Larry: Hi everyone, welcome to today’s episode. ‘Secret Pet relationships’. Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Larry: I would now like to invite our first guest. He is big, he is dumb, here is LEGOLAS! Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Legolas: Me? Cool! Larry: Legolas, welcome. Legolas: Gee, thanks Larry. Larry: Do you have any idea why you are here? Legolas: No, not at all. Larry: Well, someone here has to make a confession to you. HERE IS BOO! Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Boo: Squeak! Larry: Now, Legolas, how long have you been seeing Boo? Legolas: We have a had a relationship for several years. Larry: A good relationship? Legolas: Yes, I love my hamster very much. Larry: Ok now, Boo has something to tell you… Boo: Squeak! Legolas: A relationship?! Boo: Squeak squeak! Legolas: How could you! With who? Larry: We are about to find out, here is…YOUR TWIN BROTHER PAUL! Legolas: Nooooooooooooooo! Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Paul: Same to you! You don’t know me! Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Larry: Silence! Thanks Larry: Now, Paul, how long have you been seeing Boo. Paul: Well, Boo and I have been dating in secret for a few weeks now and, well, we are planning to get married! Legolas: How could you? Larry: But isn’t Boo male as well? Paul: We’ll just do it in the Netherlands. Everything goes there. Larry: Sounds nice, but Boo has something else to tell you. Boo: Squeak! Paul: What?! Boo: Squeak! Legolas: Your having a baby with someone else?! Boo: Squeak! Larry: And here is the mother of Boo’s baby. HERE IS AELIA! Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Legolas: *Drops out of his chair Paul: Boo, sweetie, how could you? Boo: Squeak! Paul: What do you mean in the family? Legolas: And you Aelia, my best friend. Aelia: Ha, I just pretended to be your friend so I could get close to Boo. Isn’t that right darling? Boo: Squeak! Legolas: We’ve been used! SWORD MEET HAMSTER, HAMSTER MEET SWORD! Paul: Lets get ‘em! Boo: Squeak? Legolas: Squeak this! Aelia: Let go of him! *Casts magic missile. Paul: Hey, that’s my bro! Aelia: Argh, that’s my spleen! Legolas: Eat this! -The next part has been censored for our younger members- Larry: And while our guests are socialising, we are moving on to our next visitors. GALADRIA AND ATTALUS! Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Galadria: Huh? Larry: Galadria, welcome, you are here because Attalus has something to tell you. Galadria: Who? Larry: Attalus Galadria: … Larry: Your husband… Galadria: Ah, Attalus, yes what is it. Larry: Why not let him tell that himself, HERE IS ATTALUS! Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Attulas: H-hi L-larry. Larry: Go ahead A. Attalus: W-well, I have t-the feeling t-that I’m stuck in my c-current relationship. Larry: Are you having an affair? Attalus: n-no, I b-bought a r-rabbit f-for c-company. Galadria: Noooooooo, how could you, you know I hate Rabits! Attalus: You are a d-druid! Galadria: What does *that* has to do with anything? Attalus: W-well, b-but they are so cute and f-fluffy. Galadria: Well, ok then. How many did you buy? Attalus: T-two. Galadria: What did you call them? Attalus Eh, f-first and s-second day of c-Christmas. Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Larry: Looks like Attalus has an agenda of his own, more after the commercials. Azure: Not so fast, there will be no second part! Larry: What is this? Azure: I am putting an end to this sleazy television operation. *Grabs wand Larry: Uh oh Azure: Wand of hugging: Guests Legolas: Huh? What happened? Aelia: I don’t know, but everything hurts. Attulas: Sweetheart, I l-love you. Galadria: *Hugs Larry: No! My power is broken! Aelia: Casts remove addiction on audience. Crowd: Oooowwwwwwww. Dragonmage: This is going the wrong way, *grabs cell phone and dials number. C: Hello? Dragonmage: *Italian accent. Boss, its me. Azure has discovered the studio and Larry has failed to take him out. C: Eliminate them both! Dragonmage: Aye sir, presses red button. Then quickly runs out of the studio. Azure: All right! Who’s behind all this! Speak! Lioness: Azure; that door over there is opening! Azure: Not now, c’mon Larry! Larry: Al right, my master has a secret hideout over at the polls section, he has a special agent by the name of Beaumanoir staying at the IW Inn. Azure: How will we recognize him? Larry: Simple, He Talks Like This. Azure: Your master, what’s his name? Larry: Its C… Lioness: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT! Azure: We cannot stop a monster like that! Run! Tinky-winky: Hello, lets dance and laugh and do happy stuff together. Lailla: Oh yes, does anybody wants to taste my pie? Wait, I have a better plan. Lets sing our happy song! Po: [img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img] We are so happy and sweet and nice, we love to hug and kiss [img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img] Larry: Nooooooooo, please! I’ll do anything! Lailla: Lets all give Larry a big hug! Larry: Argh! Azure: Wait, I must take him with me. Lioness: Nothing you can do for him anymore. Save yourself. Aelia: C’mon! *Casts dimension gate: BgII board. Luckily, our heroes managed to escape the Tele-Terrors. But what will happen next? Continue to check this thread to find out! [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ] |
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