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Old 02-17-2002, 03:29 PM   #61
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At last, an IW movie where I might have a role! [img]smile.gif[/img] Please Dreamer! I try so hard! Maybe I can be... ehm.. Link the Crocodile Hunter???
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Old 02-17-2002, 03:48 PM   #62
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At last, an IW movie where I might have a role! [img]smile.gif[/img] Please Dreamer! I try so hard! Maybe I can be... ehm.. Link the Crocodile Hunter???
Uh, I don't recall any crocodile hunters in BGI. Any NPC you'd like to play?
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Old 02-17-2002, 03:52 PM   #63
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Geez.. hard one.. I was thinking about Kivan, but he's a little dull. But hey, what the heck! [img]smile.gif[/img] Kivan please, Dreamer [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2002, 04:17 PM   #64
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Great episode, as usual. Keep it up!
Is the paldin-role still open?



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Old 02-18-2002, 06:21 PM   #65
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Bumperdibump

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Kivan the crocodile hunter?

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Old 02-19-2002, 03:27 AM   #66
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Hey awesome stuff Dreamer!

If you want to put me in as anyone you need...
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Old 02-19-2002, 05:31 AM   #67
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[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Kivan the crocodile hunter?

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[img]tongue.gif[/img] I hear you Legolas. But don't start on me, or you'll be reliving some old times! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 02-19-2002, 11:33 AM   #68
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Great work, Dreamer12why do I think I am a bit late?)!Is any Paladin place available for me?
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Old 03-02-2002, 10:22 AM   #69
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Great work, Dreamer12why do I think I am a bit late?)!Is any Paladin place available for me?

I'll do my best, working on the next part now.
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Old 03-02-2002, 11:24 AM   #70
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After a long and tiring journey, our heroes arrive at the BGII board.

Galadria: Zzzz… Huh. Hey guys! We have reached the BGII board!
Attalus: F-finally.
Azure: Yeah. Wait a sec, where is Regin?
Lioness: I don’t see Lennon anywhere either.
Galadria: Damned, they are gone. And so is my wallet.
Azure: Nothing to do about it I guess. We should continue as planned.
Galadria: Yes, let’s try to locate the Moderator of BGII, Memnoch Gasfarb. He may have some information about the post shortage.
Attalus: L-lets go t-then.
Galadria: Follow me, I know the way.

Two hours later
Galadria: Ok, we are lost.
Lioness: Perhaps we should have turned left a mile back. Like Attalus suggested.
Galadria: Bah, who ever listens to him? Not me anyway.
Azure: Let’s try this street over here.
Galadria: Sure, what’s this place called anyway?

*Happy music starts playing

[img]graemlins/musicband.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

Bert: Seeeeeeeeeesssssssssssaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeestree eeeeeeeeeeeeet
Ernie: Sesamestreet! [img]graemlins/music05.gif[/img]
Ernie: Lets go guys!
[img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img]
Big Bird: Oh Yeah!!!
[img]graemlins/music02.gif[/img]
Bert: Look guys! Were on television!
[img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Azure: Arrrrgghhh! Monsters!!!! *Grabs shotgun
Azure: Die freaks!!!!
[img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img]
Bert:Aaarrgghhh
Big Bird: Oh my god! He killed Bert!
Kenny: You bastard! Whoops, wrong show. Sorry
Ernie: Let’s get him!
Azure: Uh oh.
[img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img]
Azure: Let’s go guys, run for it!
Lioness: mommy!

Meanwhile, down the hall.
Dreamer: What do you mean lost track of them?
Yorick: They where gone before I noticed something was wrong. Must have moved to another studio.
Intercom: Security to studio2, Angry Muppets on the loose. Shoot on sight.
Dreamer: I don’t even want to know what happened over there, oh look, there they are.

Azure: I think we lost them
Lioness: Thank god, that was the first time I saw Big Bird with a chainsaw, I didn’t know these guys where so aggressive.
Galadria: It was a miracle we escaped.
Attalus: L-look, w-who is that f-fellow over there?
Memnoch: About time you got here, you are the adventurers I was expecting?
Galadria: Indeed we are, what is the problem?
Memnoch: Posters have gone into the ‘surprise’ thread. But never came out!
Lioness: Don’t worry, we’ll check it out.
Memnoch: Good, you should team up with these other two adventurers. Legolas and Aelia.
Legolas: And Boo! You forget to mention Boo!
Memnoch: errr, yes. And Boo of course.
Azure: Well met friends.
Aelia: A please meeting you. I am Aelia, and this is Legolas, my bodyguard.
Legolas: ‘Ello
Boo: Squeak!
Lioness: Ha, not in your lifetime mate!
Legolas: Boo! That is no way to address a lady!
Boo: Squeak!
Lioness: Well thank you, apologies accepted.
Azure: Come my friend, let us leave.
Aelia: Don’t worry Memsy, I am sure we can locate the missing posters.
Memnoch: Hopeless
Aelia: What was that?
Memnoch: Eh, best of luck on your journeys. I have faith that you can do it! *cough

And so, the party travelled deep into the board.

Azure: Strange, we travelled for miles, but not a member to be seen.
Aelia: Wait a second, did you hear that?
Boo: Squeak!
Galadria: Are you sure?
Boo: Squeak!
Galadria: Very well then. Boo thinks the sound is coming from behind this wall.
Aelia: Stand aside.
Aelia: *Casts knock and a hidden door opens
Lioness: What is this?
Azure: Some kind of studio
Lioness: Look! The missing members!

Crowd: Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!!!
Dragonmage: Hello, and welcome to Larry Springer. I am Breanna Rowan, replacing Larry’s last assistant. Unfortunatly, she didn’t survive the ‘men who like to dress up like their grandmother’ episode.
Crowd: Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!!!
Dragonmage: Your right, I don’t care either. Here is the guy we’ve all been waiting for! LARRY SPRINGER!
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Larry: Hi everyone, welcome to today’s episode. ‘Secret Pet relationships’.
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Larry: I would now like to invite our first guest. He is big, he is dumb, here is LEGOLAS!
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Legolas: Me? Cool!
Larry: Legolas, welcome.
Legolas: Gee, thanks Larry.
Larry: Do you have any idea why you are here?
Legolas: No, not at all.
Larry: Well, someone here has to make a confession to you. HERE IS BOO!
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Boo: Squeak!
Larry: Now, Legolas, how long have you been seeing Boo?
Legolas: We have a had a relationship for several years.
Larry: A good relationship?
Legolas: Yes, I love my hamster very much.
Larry: Ok now, Boo has something to tell you…
Boo: Squeak!
Legolas: A relationship?!
Boo: Squeak squeak!
Legolas: How could you! With who?
Larry: We are about to find out, here is…YOUR TWIN BROTHER PAUL!
Legolas: Nooooooooooooooo!
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Paul: Same to you! You don’t know me!
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Larry: Silence! Thanks
Larry: Now, Paul, how long have you been seeing Boo.
Paul: Well, Boo and I have been dating in secret for a few weeks now and, well, we are planning to get married!
Legolas: How could you?
Larry: But isn’t Boo male as well?
Paul: We’ll just do it in the Netherlands. Everything goes there.
Larry: Sounds nice, but Boo has something else to tell you.
Boo: Squeak!
Paul: What?!
Boo: Squeak!
Legolas: Your having a baby with someone else?!
Boo: Squeak!
Larry: And here is the mother of Boo’s baby. HERE IS AELIA!
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Legolas: *Drops out of his chair
Paul: Boo, sweetie, how could you?
Boo: Squeak!
Paul: What do you mean in the family?
Legolas: And you Aelia, my best friend.
Aelia: Ha, I just pretended to be your friend so I could get close to Boo. Isn’t that right darling?
Boo: Squeak!
Legolas: We’ve been used! SWORD MEET HAMSTER, HAMSTER MEET SWORD!
Paul: Lets get ‘em!
Boo: Squeak?
Legolas: Squeak this!
Aelia: Let go of him! *Casts magic missile.
Paul: Hey, that’s my bro!
Aelia: Argh, that’s my spleen!
Legolas: Eat this!

-The next part has been censored for our younger members-

Larry: And while our guests are socialising, we are moving on to our next visitors. GALADRIA AND ATTALUS!
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Galadria: Huh?
Larry: Galadria, welcome, you are here because Attalus has something to tell you.
Galadria: Who?
Larry: Attalus
Galadria: …
Larry: Your husband…
Galadria: Ah, Attalus, yes what is it.
Larry: Why not let him tell that himself, HERE IS ATTALUS!
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Attulas: H-hi L-larry.
Larry: Go ahead A.
Attalus: W-well, I have t-the feeling t-that I’m stuck in my c-current relationship.
Larry: Are you having an affair?
Attalus: n-no, I b-bought a r-rabbit f-for c-company.
Galadria: Noooooooo, how could you, you know I hate Rabits!
Attalus: You are a d-druid!
Galadria: What does *that* has to do with anything?
Attalus: W-well, b-but they are so cute and f-fluffy.
Galadria: Well, ok then. How many did you buy?
Attalus: T-two.
Galadria: What did you call them?
Attalus Eh, f-first and s-second day of c-Christmas.
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Larry: Looks like Attalus has an agenda of his own, more after the commercials.

Azure: Not so fast, there will be no second part!
Larry: What is this?
Azure: I am putting an end to this sleazy television operation. *Grabs wand
Larry: Uh oh
Azure: Wand of hugging: Guests

Legolas: Huh? What happened?
Aelia: I don’t know, but everything hurts.
Attulas: Sweetheart, I l-love you.
Galadria: *Hugs
Larry: No! My power is broken!
Aelia: Casts remove addiction on audience.
Crowd: Oooowwwwwwww.

Dragonmage: This is going the wrong way, *grabs cell phone and dials number.
C: Hello?
Dragonmage: *Italian accent. Boss, its me. Azure has discovered the studio and Larry has failed to take him out.
C: Eliminate them both!
Dragonmage: Aye sir, presses red button. Then quickly runs out of the studio.

Azure: All right! Who’s behind all this! Speak!
Lioness: Azure; that door over there is opening!
Azure: Not now, c’mon Larry!
Larry: Al right, my master has a secret hideout over at the polls section, he has a special agent by the name of Beaumanoir staying at the IW Inn.
Azure: How will we recognize him?
Larry: Simple, He Talks Like This.
Azure: Your master, what’s his name?
Larry: Its C…
Lioness: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT!
Azure: We cannot stop a monster like that! Run!
Tinky-winky: Hello, lets dance and laugh and do happy stuff together.
Lailla: Oh yes, does anybody wants to taste my pie? Wait, I have a better plan. Lets sing our happy song!
Po: [img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img] We are so happy and sweet and nice, we love to hug and kiss [img]graemlins/rainnote.gif[/img]
Larry: Nooooooooo, please! I’ll do anything!
Lailla: Lets all give Larry a big hug!
Larry: Argh!

Azure: Wait, I must take him with me.
Lioness: Nothing you can do for him anymore. Save yourself.
Aelia: C’mon! *Casts dimension gate: BgII board.

Luckily, our heroes managed to escape the Tele-Terrors. But what will happen next? Continue to check this thread to find out!

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