Ironworks the movieIII - Page 11

Mouse · 04-14-2002, 02:43 PM

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

uss · 04-14-2002, 03:01 PM

let me be Tazok then

Dreamer128 · 04-14-2002, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uss:
let me be Tazok then

Looks like I just gave that part to Sephiroth. Sorry. How about Davearn, that guy from the cloakwood mines?

Aelia Jusa · 04-14-2002, 04:59 PM

LOL! I've completely lost the plot, but it's funny all the same [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

andrewas · 04-14-2002, 06:45 PM

I love this. Ill get round to reading the first 2 as soon as I stop getting these damn error messages in long threads. Battlestar Ziroc - touch of genius if you ask me.

Anyways, is Scar's part still open? And if so can you make it so I dont die?

Dreamer128 · 04-15-2002, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
LOL! I've completely lost the plot, but it's funny all the same [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Well, the plot isn't the most important part. Its just supposed to be fun to read. And yes, the part of Scar is still open.

uss · 04-15-2002, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreamer128:

quote:
Originally posted by uss:
let me be Tazok then

Looks like I just gave that part to Sephiroth. Sorry. How about Davearn, that guy from the cloakwood mines?[/QUOTE]ok, ill be Daveorn

im a mage and evil? cool! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kaz · 04-15-2002, 12:16 PM

Great job Velk! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
I agree, the "not me" and the "chainsaw" parts were just hilarious!
I was going to ask to be Officer Vai, but she's a rather minor role and probably won't turn up... hm... female roles... how about Viconia?

Dreamer128 · 05-02-2002, 06:21 AM

Last time on Ironworks the movie -insert heroic music here-
The gang foiled the evil spammers plans at the BG board, where they destroyed the evil lord Larry, and met with Aelia and Legolas. Traveling to the polls board, they managed to capture special agent Beaumanoir, a spy for the enemy. And learn of the location of a secret bandit camp. Now, together with Neb, the optimistic mage they rescued from the BG mines, they have taken position outside the evil Sephiroths camp!

Sephirots tent, 22:11, standard Ironworks time

Epona: M'lord, the master will contact us soon.
Sephiroth: Yes, is AIM online?
Epona: Working perfectly M'lord.
Sephiroth: Good, you can take the rest of the evening off, I will call for ye when the master contacts us.
Epona: Yes M'lord.

Meanwhile, outside the camp.
Azure: Hm, I'm spotting at least two dozen spammers on guard!
Neb: Ha, thats hardly a fair fight.
Lioness: For once I agree with Neb.
Neb: I'll just use my left hand when taking them on then.
Lioness: *Smacks Neb, just focuss on the tap ok?
Neb: Don't worry, I'm almost done.
Galadria: Just let us know when you are ready.
Neb: Connection made, now this is interesting.
Galadria: What is it? What is it?
Neb: Wait a sec, let me listen.
Galadria: What?! What?!
Neb: Whoa, extreme.
Galadria: Give me that *grabs headset.
Choc: Oh Epona, you sure know how to turn a cat on. [img]graemlins/evilcat.gif[/img]
Epona: Don't talk so loud Chocie, in this story, your supposed to be dead.
Choc: Yeah, sucks doesn't it. But when I am resurected, I will reward your effords.
Epona: I know you will darling, but I'd like to have that black on white [img]graemlins/deal.gif[/img]
Choc: All your base belongs to Epona?
Epona: Uh, just ignore the small text, just sign here, here and here.
Galadria: You idiot! You wired the wrong channel.
Neb: Will you shut for a sec. She continues with the special treatement. Now where is that record button?
Galadria: Bah, the least you can do is show a lady some respect.
Neb: Sure I will, when I see one.

Back at the camp:
AIM: User USS logged in from Dungeon Siege board.
Sephiroth: Good
AIM: User Caleb logged in from General discussion
AIM: User Beaumanoir logged in from the hospital.
Sephiroth: Master!
Caleb: So, whats up U.?
USS: The usual, watching the spam, having a bud.
Caleb: True
Sephiroth: Wazzup?
USS: Wazzup?!
Sephiroth: Yo, pick up the phone! [img]graemlins/calling.gif[/img]
Epona: Hello?
Caleb: Waaaazzzzuuuuuuup?
Epona: Wazzup!!!
USS: Yo, where is Binky?
Beau:Yo!
Caleb: WAZZUP?!
Beau: Wazzup!
Epona: One moment, hello? [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img]
Larry: Wazzup?!
Beau:Wazzu....!
Caleb:uuuuuuuup!
Seph: uuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!
Caleb: So, whats up U.?
Uss: Watching the Spam, having a Bud. [img]graemlins/1pourwine.gif[/img]
Caleb: True.

Again, we return to Azure's party, just outside the camp.
Azure: I still don't hear anything, where is Neb?
Attalus: L-last t-thing I-I-I s-saw, they w-were r-running into the h-hills.
Azure: While they are having fun, we still don't know whats going on in there.

Meanwhile, a mile to the south
Neb: AZURE! HELP! [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]
Galadria: Shut up and take your punishment. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

Aelia: Bingo, nothing a bit of magic can't fix.
Azure: Lets see. Perfect, we have full acces to their chat box.

Caleb: Sephiroth, you have served me well. You shall have a high position in the new order.
Sephiroth: Yes master, thank you master.
Caleb: There is just one problem, Azure is still alive!
Sephiroth: Forgive me, but he has proven to be a cunning opponent.
Caleb: We'll put our best man, or woman actually, on it. *looks at Epona.
Epona: Who? Me?
Sephiroth: Her? Whats she going to do? Nag him to his death? Or perhaps kill him with her bad breath?
Caleb: Silence fool, she has many hidden talents.
Choc: I know

Caleb: What was that?
Sephiroth: I don't know, I thought I heard something.
Epona: [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Uh, probably the wind.
Sephiroth: Yes, well, why is this Azure so important anyway.
Caleb: I suppose you have the right to know.
Caleb: In the beginning, there was the spam-god Choc, who rulled over all of Ironworks from his throne of Scone.
Sephiroth: Didn't he die in the war of flames?
Caleb: Yes, but he forsaw his own death, and left a score of mortal offspring, intended to be the fuel for his rebirth.
Sephiroth: How can he be resurected?
Caleb: Massive amounts of posts are needed. Thats why I intend to start a war of Spam between Ironworks and the nearest boards.
Sephiroth: Thats brilliant master.
Caleb: Yes! Choc shall return to Ironworks, and we shall stand by his side!
Choc: Thats my boy.
Caleb: What was that?
Sephiroth: What?
Caleb: Never mind.
Sephiroth: But how shall we accomplish this master?
Caleb: That, not even you are allowed to know. The plans are hidden on a secret location.
Sephiroth: You mean the chest with the label 'Top secret information regarding world domination' 'do not open' on it?
Caleb: What? How did you know?
Sephiroth: Just a lucky guess. Don't worry master, the chest is well guarded. No one can possible steal it from my own tent.
Caleb: Thats where we are now right? I don't see it.
Sephiroth: I don't see Epona either.
Caleb: Argh! She has sold us out to Azure. Wait, I shall...
Sephiroth: Master?
Caleb: Oh no! I feel a presence.
-unknown-: CALEB! YOUR ROOM STILL ISN'T CLEANED!
Caleb: But mum....
-Unknown-: DON'T YOU BUT ME YOUNGMAN, YOU WILL CLEAN YOUR ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT. OR NO MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!
Caleb: But I'm trying to rule to world here!
-Unknown-:LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Caleb: I'm already in my room.
-Unknown-: Thats it! No more internet for you this week!
Caleb: B...
AIM: USER CALEB HAS LOGGED OUT!
Sephiroth: Damn....
USS: Wow bro, that Caleb is serieusly wicked.
Sephiroth: Yeah, I doubt we'll ever become nearly as evil as he.
USS: Well, what do you expect with his childhood. He's father was a cat, who was never around when he needed him. And his mother was miss Gestapo.
Sephiroth:Some people just have all the luck.
USS: Well, I suppose we should go after Azure now.
Sephiroth: Yeah, but the boss ain't around to check on us anymore.
USS: Great, lets go grab a burger.
Sephiroth: Sure, what a day eh?
USS: Yeah, I loved that Wazzup part by the way.
Sephiroth: Yeah, me too. We oughta do that more often.
USS; Oki then, WAZZUP?
Sephiroth: No, don't get me started again.
USS: Whatever, hey did I ever tell you of the time...

Azure: I don't believe it, I'm a halfgod.
Neb: We're all saved!
Azure: I woudn't jump to conclusions.
Epona: 1998, 1999, 2000, yes, that'll cover it. Here are the documents.
Azure: A pleasure doing bussiness with you.
Galadria: At least Caleb won't be able to stop us for the next couple of days.
Lioness: To get enough posts for his war of Spam, he must have a secret post mining base somewhere. Perhaps we'll learn the wereabouts from these documents.

Shocking news, Azure is in fact the half god of Spam! What will Sephiroth do to stop him? And who's site is Epona really on? Will Neb manage to keep his optimistic behaviour? Don't miss the next part of: Ironworks the movie

[ 05-02-2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Drake · 05-02-2002, 08:37 AM

Bloody brilliant as usual.

04-14-2002, 02:43 PM	#101
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

04-14-2002, 04:59 PM	#104
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	LOL! I've completely lost the plot, but it's funny all the same [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________

04-14-2002, 06:45 PM	#105
andrewas Harper Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 42 Posts: 4,774	I love this. Ill get round to reading the first 2 as soon as I stop getting these damn error messages in long threads. Battlestar Ziroc - touch of genius if you ask me. Anyways, is Scar's part still open? And if so can you make it so I dont die? __________________ [img]\"http://www.sighost.us/members/Zvijer/andrewas.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-02-2002, 08:37 AM	#110
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 40 Posts: 729	Bloody brilliant as usual. __________________ &Neil<br />Winner of both \'Arledrian\'s Weirdest Thread of 2003 Award\'<br />And the \'Most pointless thread Lavindathar Has Ever Seen Award 2002\'

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uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 35 Posts: 2,775	let me be Tazok then

04-15-2002, 12:16 PM	#108
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	Great job Velk! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I agree, the "not me" and the "chainsaw" parts were just hilarious! I was going to ask to be Officer Vai, but she's a rather minor role and probably won't turn up... hm... female roles... how about Viconia?

05-02-2002, 06:21 AM	#109
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Last time on Ironworks the movie -insert heroic music here- The gang foiled the evil spammers plans at the BG board, where they destroyed the evil lord Larry, and met with Aelia and Legolas. Traveling to the polls board, they managed to capture special agent Beaumanoir, a spy for the enemy. And learn of the location of a secret bandit camp. Now, together with Neb, the optimistic mage they rescued from the BG mines, they have taken position outside the evil Sephiroths camp! Sephirots tent, 22:11, standard Ironworks time Epona: M'lord, the master will contact us soon. Sephiroth: Yes, is AIM online? Epona: Working perfectly M'lord. Sephiroth: Good, you can take the rest of the evening off, I will call for ye when the master contacts us. Epona: Yes M'lord. Meanwhile, outside the camp. Azure: Hm, I'm spotting at least two dozen spammers on guard! Neb: Ha, thats hardly a fair fight. Lioness: For once I agree with Neb. Neb: I'll just use my left hand when taking them on then. Lioness: Smacks Neb, just focuss on the tap ok? Neb: Don't worry, I'm almost done. Galadria: Just let us know when you are ready. Neb: Connection made, now this is interesting. Galadria: What is it? What is it? Neb: Wait a sec, let me listen. Galadria: What?! What?! Neb: Whoa, extreme. Galadria: Give me that grabs headset. Choc: Oh Epona, you sure know how to turn a cat on. [img]graemlins/evilcat.gif[/img] Epona: Don't talk so loud Chocie, in this story, your supposed to be dead. Choc: Yeah, sucks doesn't it. But when I am resurected, I will reward your effords. Epona: I know you will darling, but I'd like to have that black on white [img]graemlins/deal.gif[/img] Choc: All your base belongs to Epona? Epona: Uh, just ignore the small text, just sign here, here and here. Galadria: You idiot! You wired the wrong channel. Neb: Will you shut for a sec. She continues with the special treatement. Now where is that record button? Galadria: Bah, the least you can do is show a lady some respect. Neb: Sure I will, when I see one. Back at the camp: AIM: User USS logged in from Dungeon Siege board. Sephiroth: Good AIM: User Caleb logged in from General discussion AIM: User Beaumanoir logged in from the hospital. Sephiroth: Master! Caleb: So, whats up U.? USS: The usual, watching the spam, having a bud. Caleb: True Sephiroth: Wazzup? USS: Wazzup?! Sephiroth: Yo, pick up the phone! [img]graemlins/calling.gif[/img] Epona: Hello? Caleb: Waaaazzzzuuuuuuup? Epona: Wazzup!!! USS: Yo, where is Binky? Beau:Yo! Caleb: WAZZUP?! Beau: Wazzup! Epona: One moment, hello? [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img] Larry: Wazzup?! Beau:Wazzu....! Caleb:uuuuuuuup! Seph: uuuuuuuuuuuuup!!! Caleb: So, whats up U.? Uss: Watching the Spam, having a Bud. [img]graemlins/1pourwine.gif[/img] Caleb: True. Again, we return to Azure's party, just outside the camp. Azure: I still don't hear anything, where is Neb? Attalus: L-last t-thing I-I-I s-saw, they w-were r-running into the h-hills. Azure: While they are having fun, we still don't know whats going on in there. Meanwhile, a mile to the south Neb: AZURE! HELP! [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img] Galadria: Shut up and take your punishment. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Aelia: Bingo, nothing a bit of magic can't fix. Azure: Lets see. Perfect, we have full acces to their chat box. Caleb: Sephiroth, you have served me well. You shall have a high position in the new order. Sephiroth: Yes master, thank you master. Caleb: There is just one problem, Azure is still alive! Sephiroth: Forgive me, but he has proven to be a cunning opponent. Caleb: We'll put our best man, or woman actually, on it. looks at Epona. Epona: Who? Me? Sephiroth: Her? Whats she going to do? Nag him to his death? Or perhaps kill him with her bad breath? Caleb: Silence fool, she has many hidden talents. Choc: I know Caleb: What was that? Sephiroth: I don't know, I thought I heard something. Epona: [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Uh, probably the wind. Sephiroth: Yes, well, why is this Azure so important anyway. Caleb: I suppose you have the right to know. Caleb: In the beginning, there was the spam-god Choc, who rulled over all of Ironworks from his throne of Scone. Sephiroth: Didn't he die in the war of flames? Caleb: Yes, but he forsaw his own death, and left a score of mortal offspring, intended to be the fuel for his rebirth. Sephiroth: How can he be resurected? Caleb: Massive amounts of posts are needed. Thats why I intend to start a war of Spam between Ironworks and the nearest boards. Sephiroth: Thats brilliant master. Caleb: Yes! Choc shall return to Ironworks, and we shall stand by his side! Choc: Thats my boy. Caleb: What was that? Sephiroth: What? Caleb: Never mind. Sephiroth: But how shall we accomplish this master? Caleb: That, not even you are allowed to know. The plans are hidden on a secret location. Sephiroth: You mean the chest with the label 'Top secret information regarding world domination' 'do not open' on it? Caleb: What? How did you know? Sephiroth: Just a lucky guess. Don't worry master, the chest is well guarded. No one can possible steal it from my own tent. Caleb: Thats where we are now right? I don't see it. Sephiroth: I don't see Epona either. Caleb: Argh! She has sold us out to Azure. Wait, I shall... Sephiroth: Master? Caleb: Oh no! I feel a presence. -unknown-: CALEB! YOUR ROOM STILL ISN'T CLEANED! Caleb: But mum.... -Unknown-: DON'T YOU BUT ME YOUNGMAN, YOU WILL CLEAN YOUR ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT. OR NO MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU TONIGHT!!! Caleb: But I'm trying to rule to world here! -Unknown-:LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, TO YOUR ROOM!!! Caleb: I'm already in my room. -Unknown-: Thats it! No more internet for you this week! Caleb: B... AIM: USER CALEB HAS LOGGED OUT! Sephiroth: Damn.... USS: Wow bro, that Caleb is serieusly wicked. Sephiroth: Yeah, I doubt we'll ever become nearly as evil as he. USS: Well, what do you expect with his childhood. He's father was a cat, who was never around when he needed him. And his mother was miss Gestapo. Sephiroth:Some people just have all the luck. USS: Well, I suppose we should go after Azure now. Sephiroth: Yeah, but the boss ain't around to check on us anymore. USS: Great, lets go grab a burger. Sephiroth: Sure, what a day eh? USS: Yeah, I loved that Wazzup part by the way. Sephiroth: Yeah, me too. We oughta do that more often. USS; Oki then, WAZZUP? Sephiroth: No, don't get me started again. USS: Whatever, hey did I ever tell you of the time...* Azure: I don't believe it, I'm a halfgod. Neb: We're all saved! Azure: I woudn't jump to conclusions. Epona: 1998, 1999, 2000, yes, that'll cover it. Here are the documents. Azure: A pleasure doing bussiness with you. Galadria: At least Caleb won't be able to stop us for the next couple of days. Lioness: To get enough posts for his war of Spam, he must have a secret post mining base somewhere. Perhaps we'll learn the wereabouts from these documents. Shocking news, Azure is in fact the half god of Spam! What will Sephiroth do to stop him? And who's site is Epona really on? Will Neb manage to keep his optimistic behaviour? Don't miss the next part of: Ironworks the movie [ 05-02-2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

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