Breaking News!!! - The truth is revealed

Jorath Calar · 03-05-2003, 03:25 AM

Elvis Shot Kennedy

No really it looks really true

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 03-05-2003, 03:36 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

Stratos · 03-05-2003, 06:27 AM

I KNEW it!

johnny · 03-05-2003, 06:44 AM

Me too. I always had my suspicions.

/)eathKiller · 03-05-2003, 07:22 AM

I KNEW IT! and micheal jackson was invoulved too!

LordKathen · 03-05-2003, 09:27 AM

I thought rupert did! Thats what he told me, that little s@&t!

*rupert! get in here*

tower · 03-05-2003, 09:33 AM

Let's not forget thee green small people that live in the giant t*ts of porn stars, and the inhabitants of U. R. Anus !!!!!!!!!!

Cloudbringer · 03-05-2003, 09:49 AM

Tower, I think you are relatively new here, so I'll just make a request that even though you mean it in fun, please go easy on the less tasteful stuff in future (references to porn star anatomy for one and anal humor for another) . We have a family oriented board and that sort of thing doesn't appeal to moms or dads of 13 yr old members.

Kakero · 03-05-2003, 10:32 AM

aha! so I was correct all along. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Horatio · 03-05-2003, 11:42 AM

What's the point in digging all this up now? Hasn't anyone told you guys that Elvis has left the building?

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 03-05-2003, 12:04 PM

When I got to this part:

Quote:

John Fitzgerald Kennedy has three names.
Elvis Aron Presley also has three names.
Both names are, amazingly, comprised of consonants AND vowels.

Kennedy was born in 1917, and died in 1963.
Elvis was born in 1935, and died in 1977.
All 4 years have EXACTLY 4 digits.

I bust a gut laughing. [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] I'm sending this to my friend who'll likely post it on the B3TA website.

03-05-2003, 06:27 AM	#2
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	I KNEW it! __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

03-05-2003, 06:44 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Me too. I always had my suspicions. __________________

03-05-2003, 07:22 AM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	I KNEW IT! and micheal jackson was invoulved too! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

03-05-2003, 09:27 AM	#5
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	I thought rupert did! Thats what he told me, that little s@&t! rupert! get in here __________________

03-05-2003, 09:49 AM	#7
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Tower, I think you are relatively new here, so I'll just make a request that even though you mean it in fun, please go easy on the less tasteful stuff in future (references to porn star anatomy for one and anal humor for another) . We have a family oriented board and that sort of thing doesn't appeal to moms or dads of 13 yr old members. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

03-05-2003, 03:25 AM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Elvis Shot Kennedy No really it looks really true [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 03-05-2003, 03:36 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

03-05-2003, 09:33 AM	#6
tower The Magister Join Date: February 12, 2003 Location: Romania, district Buzau, city Buzau Age: 37 Posts: 127	Let's not forget thee green small people that live in the giant t*ts of porn stars, and the inhabitants of U. R. Anus !!!!!!!!!!

03-05-2003, 10:32 AM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	aha! so I was correct all along. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-05-2003, 11:42 AM	#9
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	What's the point in digging all this up now? Hasn't anyone told you guys that Elvis has left the building? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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