I love these lines!!!

Hayashi · 10-25-2001, 02:27 AM

OK, I found this on http://www.gamersguild.org.au/swancon.html, yth elink whihc someone else posted in another thread on GD.

Apparently these are quotes from players of the aforementioned gamer's guild during their PnP D&D sessions.

Read, and enjoy...

(Note: I will NOT be held responsible for keyboards and monitors ruined by coffee, coke or any other beverage snorting out of your nose due to uncontrollable laughter).

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*** Best Line Award ***
"I lick him, as is the custom of our kind"
- Rurik, Dwarven Fighter, after meeting the dwarven mining messenger.

"I'll do it, because my titties are attuned to danger!"
- Eloise, Human Paladin

"Stop helping me!"
- Rurik, Dwarven Fighter, after his 5 companions struggled futily against a rather ineffecual snake for over 3 rounds

"If I had a pig, I'd willingly sacrafice it."
- Rurik (again), Dwarven Fighter, after throwing all their rations to a Giant Pike

"Special effects are cheap and nasty in D&D"

"Hi guys, we came to help"
- Eloise, Human Paladin, after following her 2 companions into a pit trap

"I'll feed it his ferret"
- Muriel, Human Druid, after having a snake drop down on her, talking about the gnome's familiar.
"I'n cooing at it"
- Muriel attempting to calm the above snake

"My ferret is down my trousers"
- Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist, after Muriel's wolf intimidates it

"I poke him with my stick"
- Muriel, Human Ranger, about Fonkin

"I run over to the furthest corner of the room and I urinate. I'm a guy, I can do that."
- Milo, halfling rouge, attempting to distract the shambing mound

"Nothing smells worse than halfing piss"
- Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist, after Milo... well...

"If you lose it or break it, I'll hurt you. It's my stick. I use it for poking things."
- Muriel, Human Druid to Milo

"I wanna poke 'em with my stick!"
- Muriel, Human Druid, about the stone golem
"NO!"
- everyone else
"Fine, I bugger off"
- Muriel, Human Druid

"Go piss on it!"
- Fonkin, Gnome illusionist to Milo, about the stone golem

"It's ok, I've just had an egg."
- Mike Fineberg, Dungeon Master, about the worried players
"Brawk!"

"While I'm thinking bat-like, it sounds like he's looking at me"
- Muriel, Human Druid, after polymorphing into a bat, using sonar

"So, how much to dwarves weigh?" (Ed. - shades of Dwarven Throwing?

)
- Rykan, Human Cleric

"are you wanting to stick the dwarves into the bag of holding?"
- Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist
"that way we don't have to carry as many dwarves back"
- Rykan, Human Cleric

"Go weasle! Leave my pants!"
- Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist

10-25-2001, 08:34 AM

!!!

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

Hayashi · 10-25-2001, 08:42 PM

BUMP!

Sazerac · 10-25-2001, 11:03 PM

Some of those are just TOO HILARIOUS!!!!

Cheers,

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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!

Fljotsdale · 10-25-2001, 11:13 PM

*giggling helplessly!*

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Here be Dragons!
Proud to be Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes.

"If I say something to you and it can be taken two ways, and one of those ways upsets you...I meant the other one."

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10-25-2001, 02:27 AM	#1
Hayashi Silver Dragon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Location: The Lion City Age: 62 Posts: 1,699	OK, I found this on http://www.gamersguild.org.au/swancon.html, yth elink whihc someone else posted in another thread on GD. Apparently these are quotes from players of the aforementioned gamer's guild during their PnP D&D sessions. Read, and enjoy... (Note: I will NOT be held responsible for keyboards and monitors ruined by coffee, coke or any other beverage snorting out of your nose due to uncontrollable laughter). ----------------------------------------- * Best Line Award * "I lick him, as is the custom of our kind" - Rurik, Dwarven Fighter, after meeting the dwarven mining messenger. "I'll do it, because my titties are attuned to danger!" - Eloise, Human Paladin "Stop helping me!" - Rurik, Dwarven Fighter, after his 5 companions struggled futily against a rather ineffecual snake for over 3 rounds "If I had a pig, I'd willingly sacrafice it." - Rurik (again), Dwarven Fighter, after throwing all their rations to a Giant Pike "Special effects are cheap and nasty in D&D" "Hi guys, we came to help" - Eloise, Human Paladin, after following her 2 companions into a pit trap "I'll feed it his ferret" - Muriel, Human Druid, after having a snake drop down on her, talking about the gnome's familiar. "I'n cooing at it" - Muriel attempting to calm the above snake "My ferret is down my trousers" - Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist, after Muriel's wolf intimidates it "I poke him with my stick" - Muriel, Human Ranger, about Fonkin "I run over to the furthest corner of the room and I urinate. I'm a guy, I can do that." - Milo, halfling rouge, attempting to distract the shambing mound "Nothing smells worse than halfing piss" - Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist, after Milo... well... "If you lose it or break it, I'll hurt you. It's my stick. I use it for poking things." - Muriel, Human Druid to Milo "I wanna poke 'em with my stick!" - Muriel, Human Druid, about the stone golem "NO!" - everyone else "Fine, I bugger off" - Muriel, Human Druid "Go piss on it!" - Fonkin, Gnome illusionist to Milo, about the stone golem "It's ok, I've just had an egg." - Mike Fineberg, Dungeon Master, about the worried players "Brawk!" "While I'm thinking bat-like, it sounds like he's looking at me" - Muriel, Human Druid, after polymorphing into a bat, using sonar "So, how much to dwarves weigh?" (Ed. - shades of Dwarven Throwing? ) - Rykan, Human Cleric "are you wanting to stick the dwarves into the bag of holding?" - Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist "that way we don't have to carry as many dwarves back" - Rykan, Human Cleric "Go weasle! Leave my pants!" - Fonkin, Gnome Illusionist

10-25-2001, 08:34 AM	#2
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	!!! ------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

10-25-2001, 08:42 PM	#3
Hayashi Silver Dragon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Location: The Lion City Age: 62 Posts: 1,699	BUMP!

10-25-2001, 11:03 PM	#4
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Some of those are just TOO HILARIOUS!!!! Cheers, ------------------ *Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!*

10-25-2001, 11:13 PM	#5
Fljotsdale Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England Age: 87 Posts: 2,859	giggling helplessly! ------------------ Here be Dragons! Proud to be Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes. "If I say something to you and it can be taken two ways, and one of those ways upsets you...I meant the other one."

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