19th ORT Building - by popular demand

[Aelia Jusa]

Welcome to the Nineteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ).

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this.

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

[Morgeruat]

first ORT reply ( can't get it at cloudy's but at least i can get it here).

btw the poledancing lobsters are undead, all cooked and ready to go

[ 11-27-2002, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

[Lady Blue03]

OOOOO Piestrider is back! *gives him a happy hug* hug your mommy and daddy for me too, k

Sorry about the lobsters, and the alcohol, but you'll find they make a good combination

Aeila, I've already tried to dance Nekkid and Galadria wouldn't let me . But seeing as shes not here I will anyway . Unless of course Piestrider decides to tell on me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Aelia Jusa]

Uh well, okay LadyBlue, just make sure you've got your groooove. If you're gonna upset Galadria, may as well do it with style . If anyone asks, I was against it all along . I haven't seen Galadria in a while but I'm sure she's no less strict, right Piestrider? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: Aeila, I've already tried to dance Nekkid and Galadria wouldn't let me . But seeing as shes not here I will anyway . Unless of course Piestrider decides to tell on me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*grins wickedly* I have no objections either LB altho your bf might.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Lady Blue03]

*eyes grow wide and fain innocense*
Travis wouldn't care. In fact, he'd be more upset over missing it than having other people see it and not him
Maybe I'll skinny dip in the pool; care to join me

[Piestrider]

I know that this will be hard to believe, with me being a teenager and all, but unlike Galadria and Attalus, I don't object to nudity. DANCE AWAY! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: *eyes grow wide and fain innocense* Travis wouldn't care. In fact, he'd be more upset over missing it than having other people see it and not him Maybe I'll skinny dip in the pool; care to join me

Lmao, I might consider joining you LB but, I get self consious, [img]tongue.gif[/img] and Kat'd kill me. Opps. Besides *big wide eyes* are you sure we *should* skinidip cousin? *grins wickedly* now go post on Captive Skinidip there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Scholarcs]

Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

hey they didn`t taste too bad once you gave them a little bit of sauce!

[Ar-Cunin]

Originally posted by Scholarcs: quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: Yum, lobster! Looks like you've stepped up the class a bit since I was last here, I think barbequed fleas were on the menu [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

hey they didn`t taste too bad once you gave them a little bit of sauce![/QUOTE]A they were giant fleas - nice and crunchy - just like the lobsters [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img]