Daffynitions....PG

Arvon · 06-15-2004, 01:03 PM

The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

Mack_Attack · 06-15-2004, 01:11 PM

Those are great thanks. We have to have a contest like that some day here at IW.

Stormymystic · 06-15-2004, 01:13 PM

some of those made me laugh

Jaradu · 06-15-2004, 01:21 PM

[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img]

LOL some of those were excellent!.... willy-nilly.... heh

scudgod31 · 06-15-2004, 08:49 PM

id say asphault (n.), the large crack formed about the rectum to allow the excretion of feces

scudgod31 · 06-15-2004, 08:51 PM

i like frisbeetarianism lol

scudgod31 · 06-15-2004, 08:51 PM

i like frisbeetarianism lol

Lauren · 06-15-2004, 11:30 PM

They're all good, but I really like number 15 the most:
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Hehe

Lauren · 06-16-2004, 08:37 PM

It seems like most people like the alternate definition of Frisbeetarianism [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 06-16-2004, 09:02 PM

Why were the last 5 posts made by 2 people? You guys have to understand that there are delete and edit functions [img]tongue.gif[/img]

scud stop spamming to gain ranks - in case no one has told you, they are random here which means they do not necessarily get more powerful or "better" as you advance. Also, if Ziroc thinks you're spamming, he'll set your post count back to 1

Actually, that'd be quite funny, keep spamming dude

Arvon, haven't you posted these before? I'm sure you have....

06-15-2004, 01:03 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries: 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. 13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. 14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-15-2004, 01:11 PM	#2
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	Those are great thanks. We have to have a contest like that some day here at IW. __________________

06-15-2004, 01:13 PM	#3
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	some of those made me laugh __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

06-15-2004, 11:30 PM	#8
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	They're all good, but I really like number 15 the most: Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Hehe __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

06-16-2004, 08:37 PM	#9
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	It seems like most people like the alternate definition of Frisbeetarianism [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

06-15-2004, 01:21 PM	#4
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 33 Posts: 1,635	[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] LOL some of those were excellent!.... willy-nilly.... heh

06-15-2004, 08:49 PM	#5
scudgod31 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 31, 2004 Location: Kansas City, Mo Age: 35 Posts: 42	id say asphault (n.), the large crack formed about the rectum to allow the excretion of feces

06-15-2004, 08:51 PM	#6
scudgod31 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 31, 2004 Location: Kansas City, Mo Age: 35 Posts: 42	i like frisbeetarianism lol

06-16-2004, 09:02 PM	#10
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Why were the last 5 posts made by 2 people? You guys have to understand that there are delete and edit functions [img]tongue.gif[/img] scud stop spamming to gain ranks - in case no one has told you, they are random here which means they do not necessarily get more powerful or "better" as you advance. Also, if Ziroc thinks you're spamming, he'll set your post count back to 1 Actually, that'd be quite funny, keep spamming dude Arvon, haven't you posted these before? I'm sure you have.... __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

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