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Old 01-23-2002, 10:32 PM   #1
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New Dog Cross Breeds


The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh, never mind....
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Old 01-23-2002, 10:42 PM   #2
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That is funny! Especially about the Lab Coat Retriever, I could do with one of those.
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Old 01-23-2002, 11:11 PM   #3
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ROFL! The last one is the funnyest..
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Old 01-24-2002, 05:51 AM   #4
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LOL [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img]

Who knows, with genetic engineering we may get to see some of these real soon !!
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Old 01-24-2002, 07:19 AM   #5
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OH! That is entirely toooooo funny!

I know it's childish, but that last one - What a HOOT! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]


Pangur, we should try to come up with some for cats, too.
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