When NASA mooned Earth

[Horatio]

heh. Read this. Draw your own conclusions.

1. Apollo 14 astronaut Allen Shepard played golf on the Moon. In front of a worldwide TV audience, Mission Control teased him about slicing the ball to the right. Yet a slice is caused by uneven air flow over the ball. The Moon has no atmosphere and no air. 2. A camera panned upwards to catch Apollo 16's Lunar Landerlifting off the Moon. Who did the filming? 3. One NASA picture from Apollo 11 is looking up at Neil Armstrong about to take his giant step for mankind. The photographer must have been lying on the planet surface. If Armstrong was the first man on the Moon, then who took the shot? 4. The pressure inside a space suit was greater than inside a football. The astronauts should have been puffed out like the Michelin Man, but were seen freely bending their joints. 5. The Moon landings took place during the Cold War. Why didn't America make a signal on the moon that could be seen from earth? The PR would have been phenomenal and it could have been easily done with magnesium flares. 6. Text from pictures in the article said that only two men walked on the Moon during the Apollo 12 mission. Yet the astronaut reflected in the visor has no camera. Who took the shot? 7. The flags shadow goes behind the rock so doesn't match the dark line in the foreground, which looks like a line cord. So the shadow to the lower right of the spaceman must be the flag. Where is his shadow? And why is the flag fluttering if there is no air or wind on the moon? 8. How can the flag be brightly lit when its side is to the light? And where, in all of these shots, are the stars? 9. The Lander weighed 17 tons yet the astronauts feet seem to have made a bigger dent in the dust. The powerful booster rocket at the base of the Lunar Lander was fired to slow descent to the moons service. Yet it has left no traces of blasting on the dust underneath. It should have created a small crater, yet the booster looks like it's never been fired.

[Megabot]

Wery great Hor!

[/)eathKiller]

everyone and his brother knows that Neil armstrong didn't land on the moon! hah! that was all fabricated of course! The men who did the stunt were then put in a limo and taken to Area 51 where they were shot and their courpses were cut up and molded to look like aliens, then when a weather baloon crashed that was designed to fly over russia, they claimed a UFO landed, ONCE, and then denied it while also allowing the public to gian acess to the false footage they did... yeap...

The real lunar landing was the one that took a color camera up, and yet they experienced camera failure because they dropped the stupid thing so many times and let it focus on the sun, destorying the lense... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Horatio]

Of course, when America 'lands' on the moon, no one will be able to tell if it's fact. Just think of what they'll be able to create with today's computer graphics.

[Thoran]

Conspiracy theorists... take any event that's hard to verify and make it a "conspiracy".

Well... it's not hard to verify that 33 Saturn V rockets were launched during it's operational career (without a single failure).

and it's not hard to verify that the Saturn V (Most powerful rocket ever launched) was fully capable of propelling the lunar module to the moon.

and it's not hard to verify that those lunar flights DID take off... with lunar orbiter and lander aboard... and astronauts of course. The astronauts all survived, so they must have gotten back to earth somehow.

SO... we went through all the bother of creating the Saturn V, the orbiter and lander... and firing them into space... just to fake the easy part (low g moon landing) after the fact.

Doesn't pass the "is this too stupid to believe" test imo. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Timber Loftis]

I think we've all disregarded the one piece of irrefutible proof that NASA *never* landed on the moon:

Despite numerous requests, NASA has never produced even one single sample of lunar green cheese.

What more do you need?;D

[Horatio]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: I think we've all disregarded the one piece of irrefutible proof that NASA *never* landed on the moon: Despite numerous requests, NASA has never produced even one single sample of lunar green cheese. What more do you need?;D

Oh please, that is SO dumb.
I asked the gnome under my bed about lunar cheese and he said that it didn't exist, so there! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[johnny]

That was probably an underpantsgnome, and they happen to know nothing about lunar cheese. I thought you knew ?

[Horatio]

Originally posted by johnny: That was probably an underpantsgnome, and they happen to know nothing about lunar cheese. I thought you knew ?

I'm so damn mad with the gnomish worker union right now

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Horatio: quote: Originally posted by johnny: That was probably an underpantsgnome, and they happen to know nothing about lunar cheese. I thought you knew ?

I'm so damn mad with the gnomish worker union right now [/QUOTE]At least it's not a gremlin. Mine told me the moon was made of dirty socks and when I stole my brother's telescope to have a look it stole my underwear drawer