US Outsourcing Torturing Jobs

Timber Loftis · 03-29-2005, 05:32 PM

American Torturing Jobs Increasingly Outsourced

WASHINGTON, DC—AFL-CIO vice president Linda Chavez-Thompson, representing the American Federation of Interrogation Torturers, released a statement Monday deriding the CIA's "extraordinary rendition" program, under which American torturing jobs are outsourced to foreign markets. "Outsourcing the task of interrogating terror suspects to countries like Egypt, Syria, and Saudi Arabia is having a crippling effect on the Americans who make a living by stripping detainees nude, shackling them to the floor, and beating the living s41t out of them," Chavez-Thompson said. "And specialists within the field—corrosive-material chemists, ocular surgeons, and testicular electricians—are lucky to find any jobs at all. How are they supposed to feed their families?" Attorney General Alberto Gonzales defended extraordinary rendition, saying the program will create jobs in the long run by fostering a global climate of torture tolerance.

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Stratos · 03-29-2005, 05:42 PM

Something here smells like onions...

Stratos · 03-29-2005, 05:44 PM

Yay, new avatar!

Timber Loftis · 03-29-2005, 05:45 PM

Factoid: onions are not a commodity. Excluded by statute. The only non-commodity vegetable. They're also non-sequiter.

shamrock_uk · 03-29-2005, 05:49 PM

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wellard · 03-29-2005, 08:47 PM

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I'm sooooo glad your back Timber

Grojlach · 03-30-2005, 02:29 AM

They took err jerrbs!

Timber Loftis · 03-30-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Grojlach:
They took err jerrbs!

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I'm sooooo glad your back Timber

Thanks! I'll be here all week, folks. [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img]

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03-29-2005, 05:32 PM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	American Torturing Jobs Increasingly Outsourced WASHINGTON, DC—AFL-CIO vice president Linda Chavez-Thompson, representing the American Federation of Interrogation Torturers, released a statement Monday deriding the CIA's "extraordinary rendition" program, under which American torturing jobs are outsourced to foreign markets. "Outsourcing the task of interrogating terror suspects to countries like Egypt, Syria, and Saudi Arabia is having a crippling effect on the Americans who make a living by stripping detainees nude, shackling them to the floor, and beating the living s41t out of them," Chavez-Thompson said. "And specialists within the field—corrosive-material chemists, ocular surgeons, and testicular electricians—are lucky to find any jobs at all. How are they supposed to feed their families?" Attorney General Alberto Gonzales defended extraordinary rendition, saying the program will create jobs in the long run by fostering a global climate of torture tolerance. Source. [ 03-29-2005, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] __________________

03-29-2005, 05:42 PM	#2
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	Something here smells like onions... __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

03-29-2005, 05:44 PM	#3
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	Yay, new avatar! __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

03-29-2005, 05:45 PM	#4
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Factoid: onions are not a commodity. Excluded by statute. The only non-commodity vegetable. They're also non-sequiter. __________________

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