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06-24-2004, 11:42 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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It was a hot day in Kitchener Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put
a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
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06-24-2004, 11:45 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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*groan*
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06-24-2004, 11:51 AM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: April 30, 2001
Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now)
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ditto groan
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06-24-2004, 11:54 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: October 29, 2003
Location: Sweden
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ditto ditto groan plus *groooooooaaaaaaaan*
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06-24-2004, 11:59 AM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: April 8, 2003
Location: Arkansas
Age: 48
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*graons as well*
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06-24-2004, 12:30 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: May 13, 2004
Location: United States
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LOL - I thought it was a bit cute, but my only question is, do they really talk like that in Minnesota?
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06-24-2004, 12:41 PM
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Silver Dragon
   Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
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LOL! Errrr I mean *groan*
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06-24-2004, 12:41 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: May 27, 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 42
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*also groans*
I wonder if anything resulted from the unintentional pick-up line.
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06-24-2004, 09:54 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Location: Kentucky
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Quote:
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06-25-2004, 06:16 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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sigh *groan* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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