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01-23-2003, 05:54 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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For those of you who had problems with converting units. This may help..again it may not.
• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi • 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope • Time twixt slipping on a peel and smacking pavement = 1 bananosecond • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram • Time to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong • 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year • 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling • Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon • 1000 pains = 1 kilohurtz • Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower • Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line • 454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake • 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone • 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles • 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds • 10 cards = 1 decacards • 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton • 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche • 10 rations = 1 decoration • 100 rations =1 C-ration • 2 monograms = 1 diagram • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms • 2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale Hospital = 1I.V. League • and... 100 Senators = Not 1 decision [ 01-23-2003, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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01-23-2003, 07:13 PM
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Harper
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Location: Lancs, England
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LOL, some were good, some were poor, but a worthwhile read none the less.
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01-24-2003, 02:42 AM
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User Suspended for 2 weeks by Ziroc [Dec30]
Join Date: July 7, 2002
Location: IL
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1 ohnosecond--the time between when you post something stupid in an e-mail or chatroom, and when you realize that it was stupid.
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