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Ronn_Bman · 06-03-2003, 07:00 AM

I was scratching my behind when I suddenly realized I forgot to tell you guys that I'd be away for 35 seconds (it was itching pretty badly

). I hope Ziroc doesn't ban me for such an inconsiderate action... I'm so very ashamed about my lack of consideration for others. [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Did anyone need me for anything while I was gone? Anyone?

BTW - While I was scratching my behind, I noticed I have a wart on my toe (don't ask).

[ 06-03-2003, 07:11 AM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

Cloudbringer · 06-03-2003, 07:38 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasp, wheeze, snort, giggle, wipes eyes* OH MY! Love the thread...yes indeed! I think I'll go eat breakfast and head to work...Uh..I'm sorry everyone, really, but I'll be away for a...*gasp* HOURS at least!

*snicker* Well, my online connection and operating systems are in at home,but nothing else, so I'm afraid you may be doing without me in the evening too! OMG! I know, I know...calm down....it's ok...you can do it! I know you can! Postive thinking now...breathe deeply and tell yourself over and over "I am a good and independent human being!" Go on now...breathe deeply, try and forget I'm away for such unbearable amounts of time and practice affirming your ability to pee without telling anyone else...go on, you can do it! And if you do...you'll see how easy it will be to hold down the fort while I'm away!

PS: Ok ok...I know you will pine away and scratch various body parts and whine and wail and wear black...but sigh....I will hurry! And next time it'll only be laundry or something that takes me away...and when it does...I swear I'll make a thread to warn you .... so you can fortify and strengthen yourselves.... hang in there, be cool, be strong and I'll be back as soon as I can....

(still laughing at this thread [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] You folks are mighty amusing! teehee)

[ 06-03-2003, 07:42 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Jerome · 06-03-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:

I just have to go for a piss, I thought I'd let you all know.

Oh hold on, should I have started a new thread?

Oh my dear, sweet, subtle Epona - I think you just broke one of my ribs. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Davros · 06-03-2003, 08:26 AM

Are you back yet LadyZ - I missed you sooooooooo much - I did I did I did [img]smile.gif[/img] .

I took the oppotunity while you were away to inspect my nasal hairs in the mirror. The good news is that they don't need trimming yet - ISN"T THAT FANTASTIC

johnny · 06-03-2003, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
I was scratching my behind when I suddenly realized I forgot to tell you guys that I'd be away for 35 seconds (it was itching pretty badly ). I hope Ziroc doesn't ban me for such an inconsiderate action... I'm so very ashamed about my lack of consideration for others. [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Did anyone need me for anything while I was gone? Anyone?

BTW - While I was scratching my behind, I noticed I have a wart on my toe (don't ask).

I hope you washed your hands before typing this message.

Ronn_Bman · 06-03-2003, 10:00 AM

[quote]Originally posted by johnny:

Quote:

I hope you washed your hands before typing this message.

I had planned to, but to be honest, when I realized I'd left without explaining to everyone online about my impending "irritational based absence", I knew I had to throw personal hygiene to the wind in order to get back here ASAP. It's ok though because I have one of those plastic covers on my keyboards for now... and a can of Lysol disinfectant for later. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

BTW - Does Lysol do anything to Warts? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[ 06-03-2003, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

Cloudbringer · 06-03-2003, 11:30 AM

Sorry, Ronn, you'll have to give us more detailed info for a complete diagnosis!

And shame on you, leaving without telling us where to find you! At least we could find Epona in her loo if we'd had to! Sheesh!

Ronn_Bman · 06-03-2003, 11:48 AM

Thanks for trying to help with the wart problem Cloudy. It's about the size of a pencil eraser, its hard and crusty, it has no odor, but it's still incredibly gross, and it tastes like chicken. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Raistlin Majere · 06-03-2003, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
and it tastes like chicken

I did NOT want to hear that...ughh

Kaltia · 06-03-2003, 01:15 PM

Ronn, you must make a seperate thread! People need to be notified about your wart without confusing it for LadyZekke going for a soda!

06-03-2003, 07:00 AM	#21
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	I was scratching my behind when I suddenly realized I forgot to tell you guys that I'd be away for 35 seconds (it was itching pretty badly ). I hope Ziroc doesn't ban me for such an inconsiderate action... I'm so very ashamed about my lack of consideration for others. [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] Did anyone need me for anything while I was gone? Anyone? BTW - While I was scratching my behind, I noticed I have a wart on my toe (don't ask). [ 06-03-2003, 07:11 AM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-03-2003, 07:38 AM	#22
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! gasp, wheeze, snort, giggle, wipes eyes OH MY! Love the thread...yes indeed! I think I'll go eat breakfast and head to work...Uh..I'm sorry everyone, really, but I'll be away for a...gasp HOURS at least! snicker Well, my online connection and operating systems are in at home,but nothing else, so I'm afraid you may be doing without me in the evening too! OMG! I know, I know...calm down....it's ok...you can do it! I know you can! Postive thinking now...breathe deeply and tell yourself over and over "I am a good and independent human being!" Go on now...breathe deeply, try and forget I'm away for such unbearable amounts of time and practice affirming your ability to pee without telling anyone else...go on, you can do it! And if you do...you'll see how easy it will be to hold down the fort while I'm away! PS: Ok ok...I know you will pine away and scratch various body parts and whine and wail and wear black...but sigh....I will hurry! And next time it'll only be laundry or something that takes me away...and when it does...I swear I'll make a thread to warn you .... so you can fortify and strengthen yourselves.... hang in there, be cool, be strong and I'll be back as soon as I can.... (still laughing at this thread [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] You folks are mighty amusing! teehee) [ 06-03-2003, 07:42 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-03-2003, 08:26 AM	#24
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Are you back yet LadyZ - I missed you sooooooooo much - I did I did I did [img]smile.gif[/img] . I took the oppotunity while you were away to inspect my nasal hairs in the mirror. The good news is that they don't need trimming yet - ISN"T THAT FANTASTIC __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

06-03-2003, 11:30 AM	#27
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Sorry, Ronn, you'll have to give us more detailed info for a complete diagnosis! And shame on you, leaving without telling us where to find you! At least we could find Epona in her loo if we'd had to! Sheesh! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-03-2003, 11:48 AM	#28
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Thanks for trying to help with the wart problem Cloudy. It's about the size of a pencil eraser, its hard and crusty, it has no odor, but it's still incredibly gross, and it tastes like chicken. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-03-2003, 01:15 PM	#30
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Ronn, you must make a seperate thread! People need to be notified about your wart without confusing it for LadyZekke going for a soda! __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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