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Old 06-08-2002, 11:49 PM   #31
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a fish?
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Old 06-08-2002, 11:57 PM   #32
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Johnny and Horatio decided to go for a walk in the woods. How far can Johnny and Horatio walk into the woods?
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Old 06-09-2002, 12:00 AM   #33
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Johnny and Horatio decided to go for a walk in the woods. How far can Johnny and Horatio walk into the woods?
Halfway.

What have I got in my pocket?
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Old 06-09-2002, 12:02 AM   #34
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What do you have in you pocket?!That's not a riddle *says all the stuff Golem says from The fellowship of the ring*
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:01 AM   #35
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Here's one

A boy trying to find the mistical truth town comes to the fork in the road that leads to the lieing town and the truth town.The people in the lie town always tell lies the people in the truth town always tell the truth.All the people in the Truth town look just like the people in the Lie town.There is a man in the middle of the fork in the road.What one question can the boy ask the man to figure out the way to the Truth Town?If you have heard this riddle don't tell the answer! remember it has to be a QUESTION!!!!!!
I know, I know, I'll give someonelse a shot at it first
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:06 AM   #36
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Pm me Mr.harris if youknow what it is just to see if you are right.
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:06 AM   #37
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[I know, I know, I'll give someonelse a shot at it first
Johnny D!!!
Always good to see you, my redneck-brother.
I know this one in the back of my head, but I can't bring it forward. Put me out of my misery, will ya?

Your Mexican-redneck brother.
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:06 AM   #38
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Johnny and Horatio decided to go for a walk in the woods. How far can Johnny and Horatio walk into the woods?
Halfway.

What have I got in my pocket?
[/QUOTE]A pickle or are you glad to see ...ummm....umm... someone other than me
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:23 AM   #39
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:24 AM   #40
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Ooh ooh ooh!!! I'll have a go at that one SomeGuy!!!

He could ask "Which way is your town?" If he's a liar, he will point to the truth town! If he's from the truth town, he will also point to the truth town!

Yay! Tell me I'm right!
 
 


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