11-22-2002, 08:07 PM | #1 |
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks "Bartender, got any specials today?
The bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka." The guy asks, "Geeze, what the heck is that?" The Bartender says, "Well, we call it a 'Pabst Smir'" [ 11-22-2002, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]
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11-22-2002, 08:08 PM | #2 |
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UGGHHHH!!! Actually, pretty good.
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11-22-2002, 08:13 PM | #3 |
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Is your head supposed to turn away from the screen to the left or the right when you groan after reading this joke?
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11-22-2002, 08:15 PM | #4 | |
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11-22-2002, 08:31 PM | #5 |
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Very good Ronn, many high praises, as of course I am a lover of LAME
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11-22-2002, 08:33 PM | #6 | |
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11-22-2002, 11:55 PM | #7 |
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I walked into a bar the other day, it nearly killed me.
It was an iron bar, I'll have to look where I'm going in future.
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11-23-2002, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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you know, that would be really confusing if you didn't know what a gynocologist was. still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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