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02-23-2002, 12:34 PM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Dumb Newspaper Headlines
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work After Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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02-23-2002, 01:30 PM
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Manshoon
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Once again a fine performance by Arvon!
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02-23-2002, 01:52 PM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: December 5, 2001
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Cool stuff Arvon!
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02-23-2002, 05:30 PM
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Harper
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"War Dims Hope for Peace"
This is hilarious... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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02-23-2002, 05:34 PM
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Silver Dragon
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Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness
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I wonder how they get these things printed sometimes, bloddy hell.
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02-23-2002, 06:03 PM
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Beholder
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
Location: The Outside Looking In
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hmm, he's right... kids DO make nutritious snacks! [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]
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02-23-2002, 10:18 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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ROTFL! So trees are finding things now.. wow!
 [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Cloudy
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02-24-2002, 01:38 AM
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Manshoon
Join Date: November 17, 2001
Location: Philippines
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quote: LOL!!! how would experts publish those things!!! especially the last one, it's so funny imagine that???!!!
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02-24-2002, 04:25 PM
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Harper
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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Well done Junk Trawler, another excellent thread!
Can I just say, the "secret" site you steal these off, is gonna sue you for $x,000,000's for breach of copyright!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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02-25-2002, 08:34 AM
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Mephistopheles
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LOL! Good, ASrvon! As usual...
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